Cursed Morning Routine

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• TA

  @talonsandwings17 · 6 months ago

  Behind every successful man, there is disembodied woman holding Saratoga water bottle

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• RE

  @regankaufman9167 · 1 year ago

  He lowkey has the morning routine of a toddler. Wake up way too early. Run around. Break shit. Make mommy clean up after you and make you breakfast. Watch iPad.

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• CO

  @cOttp0tt · 1 year ago

  genuinely if you wake up at 4 am and can’t even make your own breakfast it’s not a flex. this is the equivalent of a sleepy 5 year old getting waken up by their mommy so they can catch a flight

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• BE

  @beepbeep42069 · 1 year ago

  huge fan of the fact that he filmed the elevators doors closing and then had to go back up to get his phone from the hallway

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• SL

  @slashedbeauty · 1 year ago

  The fact that he thinks he invented this type of video when women have been making morning routine videos online for 15+ years. The irony is that his video is SO girlypop lmao

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• TO

  @toetotipthatsabart5048 · 1 year ago

  As someone who teaches pre-k… this guy kinda reminds me of my sporty 4-year-olds. Wake up. Run around. Sit for breakfast made by someone else. Sit in the meeting area for morning songs. Talk to friends about what they’ll do today. Inevitably drop something.

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• AL

  @AlinaProbably · 1 year ago

  I think everyone misunderstands this viral video. It's not the guy's routine. It's the Saratoga bottle's routine

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• BI

  @BigSisterNeko · 1 year ago

  Telling people to quit their jobs, in the middle of a recession/major layoffs and firings on all front, have no savings, to follow your dreams of an entrepreneur… mentioning NONE of the downsides is crazy work. And I’ll say, borderline evil. I’m so over these type of dudes in these internet streets.

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• MO

  @MorganVsTheInternet · 1 year ago

  WHAT HARD WORK DID HE DO! He dillydallied for five hours and then someone made him breakfast!

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• WA

  @walliam5506 · 1 year ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmRRkn9Fb7s&amp;t=1273">21:13</a> The funniest part is that Daniel Craig absolutely HATED being James Bond and only really did it for the money, and is now having a lot more fun playing a gay detective with the cheesiest accent and vocabulary ever.

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• SP

  @spacebras · 1 year ago

  Just remember. For every distinct shot he had to silently set up phone and ring light all alone

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• QA

  @qazsed · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmRRkn9Fb7s&amp;t=791">13:11</a> thats why he wore the nose strip for so long. he needs to maximize his oxygen intake because the air is so thin all the way up there

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