Every Matt Rife Movie is Terrible

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  @bmfh2 · 4 months ago

  Matt Rife is like if Axe Body Spray and a travel mug had a child.

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  @estrellacasias · 10 months ago

  He wants to be seen as a heart throb so bad when hes just seen as another sheet metal eater

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  @robman789 · 1 year ago

  matt rife saying people won't laugh at him because he's "too attractive" is actually the funniest shit he's ever said

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• ER

  @ermholasoytoni648 · 6 months ago

  Fact: People in Andorra speak catalan, so the owners of the hotel being french makes no sense. This shows the writers had no idea what they where writing about.

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  @Annie1ngenue · 1 year ago

  The third movie being about a group of white unlikable teenagerss who continually victimize, abuse, and eventually murder a black teenager is fucking crazy

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  @nathanl6401 · 1 year ago

  Matt Rife looks like the oldest fifteen year old boy on earth

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  @duck-ew5zs · 1 year ago

  Matt Rife definitely Googles his name regularly so he'll 100% see this video

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  @Talonrw · 11 months ago

  A friend of mine went to a comedy show with several different comedians including him. Afterwards she posted an instagram story tagging them & saying how funny she thought each one was. She said Matt Rife was just okay or something like that & he messaged her & told her to unfollow him then 💀 I have no doubt that man has been in these comments fighting for his life lmao

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• AL

  @alexisjordan9055 · 1 year ago

  Suggesting going back to the mountain your parents were brutally murdered on is actually exactly the type of thing Jigsaw would suggest if he was a therapist. Coincidentally, the therapist happens to be Jigsaw.

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  @ElizaGlide · 1 year ago

  Love that Matt Rife has apparently been in multiple movies across several genres without developing a single convincing facial expression. It's inspiring, really.

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  @nonbinaryfrog1186 · 1 year ago

  Putting Tobin Bell, aka THE Jigsaw, in a movie with Matt Rife should be illegal. Someone deserves a trap for this.

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  @sofiamahon · 7 months ago

  You know I cannot believe how I didn’t realize trapped inn must have been written by Ai. It makes so much more sense now about how the movie couldn’t make up its mind on what the antagonist was.<br><br>First it’s a serial killer, next it’s a virus, then it’s aliens and then it’s Ai, lastly it says aliens again. This is because Ai can only take from real people, so the Ai was fed movies with a similar concept. <br><br>For example, The Strangers is a movie about a family on vacation in a cabin being hunted by serial killers or Cabin Fever a group of friends trapped in a cabin where they die from a deadly disease. <br><br>Even the antagonist being invisible is in a movie about invisible humanoid aliens hunting a father and his kids. This means Matt Rife Starred in and PRODUCED a movie written by Ai.

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