Cyraxx: Snitching On His Friends! | Take Them to Jail Instead! | Lolcow Report
38K views · Apr 16, 2026 · Entertainment
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@Éowynn7 · 5 months ago
Resident goblin: Bio hazard
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@ayok101 · 5 months ago (edited)
For the record, a rat is someone who commits a crime and turns on their accomplices in order to avoid the maximum punishment for their crimes. A snitch is someone who tells police about a crime that did not affect them or their loved ones. Cyrax is both a rat AND a snitch
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@lookitsrobbie · 5 months ago
I'd say Cyraxx is a fuckin' snake, but that's an insult to snakes..
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@InkwellMcCarthy · 5 months ago
Cyraxx being disloyal and choosing to harm others to secure his own safety at the expense of their integrity is absolute cowardice.
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@opalyasu7159 · 5 months ago
Fun fact: Cyraxx, being a goblin, is chronologically 245 years old, since 1 human year is equal to 7 goblin years
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@SergeantSarge · 5 months ago
Raxx once photoshopped himself into a Zoom call that Chester Bennington was on, to make it look like they knew each other.
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@carnagexmcl · 5 months ago
"just a poor 3D print job of a person" lmao, spot on 🤣
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@wahlquistSwe · 5 months ago (edited)
Chance has the thickest plot armor in history....<br><br><br>He's lucky to be alive ......
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@ExiledAndBanished · 5 months ago
3000 year old egyptian mummies have better skin than cyraxx.
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@wahlquistSwe · 5 months ago (edited)
"im not a snitch"..<br><br><br>Chance...<br><br><br>YOU JUST DID!!!<br><br><br>and you doxxed him ....<br><br><br><br>Dear lordie you're a genius..😅😅😅
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@dianab3585 · 5 months ago
I know someone in Texas that was huge in the Juggalo community and even did wrestling events at the gatherings. The Goblin tried to start some drama with this individual and it did not end well for the Goblin. In fact it drew more attention to him, than the Goblin was prepared for. 😂
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@BlackHearthguard · 5 months ago
This must be after Sally gave him his "night drink", he sounds so messed up, lmao
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