Cyraxx: A Message to my Ex-Father! | Lolcow Report
39K views · Jul 21, 2026 · Entertainment
Comments · 342
@mortysfanfic · 2 months ago
Morty came back from his Turkish hair transplant trip
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@YorkieChannelYT · 2 months ago
Morty has come back with the milk
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@littrommy · 2 months ago
Holy shit you didn't get murked by sneaky Jim and the satellite men! Congratulats on dodging that ice vullet Mortacus.
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@tinhinan2954 · 2 months ago
The Cyraxx curse almost claimed another body😔,we are happy to see u again 💕
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@Bloodreign137 · 2 months ago
The irony of him saying Sally saved him from being a drunk piece of shit when she’s the one who sludges him out 😂
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@roddyjo.76 · 2 months ago
Shortbus Shitpants is so pathetic it should be sad, but it's just funny.
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@DarkAngel71180 · 2 months ago
Morty went out for cigarettes and actually came back home to us.
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@JammehsterBB · 2 months ago
"I am glad I am not a drunk like you" said the goblin while he's effin' sludged out
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@theopinionwrangler · 2 months ago
Him saying he's bullied reminds me of the episode of South Park about the little anti-bullying spokesperson. <br>Cyraxx: "Words are like ice bullets!"
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@Mike_Hawkington · 2 months ago
Its so funny when he says "ya dumb broad". It's another thing that shows the vast majority of how he thinks humans act is based on movies and tv. Also his whole little rant about "you left your family" like yeah bro, Gordon has been pretty clear he did not want cyraxx AT ALL lol
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@DaGoblinHour · 2 months ago
“C-word, home wrecker,” you know this is how Sally complains about Jenny and he’s just a parrot
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@Eastie666 · 2 months ago (edited)
Im not a puppet, im a real boy!! 😂😂
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