Cyraxx: Going On Tour in Florida! + Tophiachu Calls Cops on Trolls | Lolcow Update
40K views · Apr 2, 2026 · Entertainment
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@diogenesstudent5585 · 5 months ago
Cyraxx is a registered trademark of William Gloryhole llc.
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@SolidRaichu · 5 months ago
he doesn't even have connections to the toilet
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@TrollCommunityRick · 5 months ago
His hairline actually makes him a more aerodynamic drift racer, but of course a nobody like Morty wouldn't know that.
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@MidtownBlake8 · 5 months ago
This idiot thinks that her government housing...paid for by us... Is coming with a pool and a fire pit😂😂😂😂
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@alculzar · 5 months ago
Chance Aka formerly known as Cyraxx😭
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@DeadKatTBOI · 5 months ago
"I mean you said you had a huge surprise for Cassandra but it was pretty small" OOOOO MARONE!
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@RushDaLush · 5 months ago
If Cyraxx ever considered me his brother, I'd straight up Cain and Abel his ahh.
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@Kitanabot2.0 · 5 months ago
That audio of Marty making chancy cry is like music to my ears my favorite video on the internet
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@tacticalwasher · 5 months ago
Even in the fight, Marty told Cyraxx to STFU and he still kept talking so Marty beat him a few more times lol
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@Hamburgerpimp · 5 months ago
You can see the seething rage and resentment boiling underneath his filthy carapace. He's always been a monster.
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@AfterTheRain_Beth · 5 months ago
This was definitely one of his most delusional monologues! Guest list? Car meets?
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@CosplayerDuplica · 5 months ago
I just threw up in my mouth when he mentioned my childhood hometown. It’s fucking changed a lot thank God for that shit.
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