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Cyraxx: Going On Tour in Florida! + Tophiachu Calls Cops on Trolls | Lolcow Update

40K views · Apr 2, 2026 · Entertainment

Comments · 518

  • @diogenesstudent5585 · 5 months ago

    Cyraxx is a registered trademark of William Gloryhole llc.

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  • @SolidRaichu · 5 months ago

    he doesn't even have connections to the toilet

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  • @TrollCommunityRick · 5 months ago

    His hairline actually makes him a more aerodynamic drift racer, but of course a nobody like Morty wouldn't know that.

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  • @MidtownBlake8 · 5 months ago

    This idiot thinks that her government housing...paid for by us... Is coming with a pool and a fire pit😂😂😂😂

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  • @alculzar · 5 months ago

    Chance Aka formerly known as Cyraxx😭

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  • @DeadKatTBOI · 5 months ago

    "I mean you said you had a huge surprise for Cassandra but it was pretty small" OOOOO MARONE!

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  • @RushDaLush · 5 months ago

    If Cyraxx ever considered me his brother, I'd straight up Cain and Abel his ahh.

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  • @Kitanabot2.0 · 5 months ago

    That audio of Marty making chancy cry is like music to my ears my favorite video on the internet

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  • @tacticalwasher · 5 months ago

    Even in the fight, Marty told Cyraxx to STFU and he still kept talking so Marty beat him a few more times lol

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  • @Hamburgerpimp · 5 months ago

    You can see the seething rage and resentment boiling underneath his filthy carapace. He's always been a monster.

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  • @AfterTheRain_Beth · 5 months ago

    This was definitely one of his most delusional monologues! Guest list? Car meets?

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  • @CosplayerDuplica · 5 months ago

    I just threw up in my mouth when he mentioned my childhood hometown. It’s fucking changed a lot thank God for that shit.

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