Cyraxx: New Wedding Plans and Legal Threats | Lolcow Update
37K views · Apr 29, 2026 · Entertainment
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@Éowynn7 · 5 months ago
The doctor should've used the pillow
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@cassandramarie9525 · 5 months ago
Sharing all these finally has been the best feeling!!! All of you are amazing thank you!!! 🥹☺️
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@Troy.G630 · 5 months ago (edited)
I'm not drunk enough for this shit
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@moonlightwarrior96 · 5 months ago
Cassandra deserves the Medal of Honor for the war time level of horrors she was forced to bare witness to just to give us this gold. Cassandra, you're a legend.
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@JustUnSweet · 5 months ago
He says I love you, she doesn’t reply, he says I love you more…. He is sooo weird!
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@disgruntled0grunt · 5 months ago
If he was born in Sparta in 480BC they would've tossed him over a cliff at birth.
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@SniffPum · 5 months ago
"I have the weight of the world on my shoulders" -Shoulderless Cyraxx.
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@uwot7673 · 5 months ago
He has this vocal fry when he’s trying to be cute and romantic sounding that’s so cringe inducing it makes me want to peel off my teeth.
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@generica-vevo · 5 months ago (edited)
I cannot believe he’s so invested in these conversations with Cassandra where she seems completely fucking disinterested in anything he has to say. I’ve ended friendships over this kinda thing, man, and he thinks she’s his FIANCE???
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@overidebongos3854 · 5 months ago
Yk ever since you pointed out he always says "I love you" after it gets too quiet, I noticed how frequently he does it and it just became 2x more maddening
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@GoFoSho · 5 months ago
Patrick is a parasite. Sally’s not getting any younger, so he’s actively looking for a new host to latch onto
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@Kerousmac · 5 months ago
When he does he computer "kiss" you can see how dry and cracked his lips are from dehydration. It's absolutely revolting. He probably pisses syrup.🤢
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