i mastered a forgotten MMORPG

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• OW

  @owlsarah · 4 months ago

  watch this video? uh yeah i sher wood

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• IF

  @ifritdiezel · 4 months ago

  fascinating... it's like a videogames themed videogame. stuff someone's brother plays on the computer in kids cartoons

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• JO

  @jonathanharris5371 · 4 months ago

  Sun Tzu once said "Defeat eight Moss Tarantulas in Dungeon Level 5 and return to Lady Marian to be rewarded with a Poison Warhammer. Moss Tarantula x8 Poison Warhammer"

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• MR

  @mrm0bius · 4 months ago

  For those wondering, the general chatter in French was about nostalgia around candy that was sold in France way back when the game came out. And someone clumsily tried to pickup a girl in chat as well.

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• AL

  @AlexanderAudiobooks · 4 months ago

  Every quest is like:<br><br>&quot;The dwarves of Gurdnurdar have guarded the Celstial Vaults of Krishak for twenty-thousand and one years. Now, at the end of this age, as was fortold in the Draconic Prophecy by the dragon-prophetess Ezarshaza upon the coronation of the God-Emperor, the Infinite Legion of Black Minotaurs shall emerge from the fiery pits of Krishak and wreck havoc upon the Nine Realms. Only you, wielder of the daemon-slaying elfsword Doomsbane, can stand against the forces of the Dark One, defy the destiny of mankind, and protect the multiverse from certain destruction.&quot;<br><br>And then you have to kill five cows.

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• HU

  @HuffieStrikes · 4 months ago

  I remember coming back from school and being like &quot;who wants to be my bf?&quot;<br> Every day it was a different one, and we would just clear dungeons for hours. Peak

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• AR

  @AraiiarA · 4 months ago

  I believe in Art of War, Sun Tzu clearly states: <br>&quot;Fight enemies in your respawn zone. Even if you lose, you will respawn with health advantage&quot;

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• CH

  @Chit569 · 4 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1IWpQ3Aug4&amp;t=908">15:08</a> the cut to her character wearing the Darkblood armor - absolute cinema

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• JI

  @Jintenzo · 4 months ago

  &quot;I need venom to see the prophecy&quot; sounds suspiciously like &quot;i only start seeing shit when im high&quot;

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• PR

  @PrestonGarveyF4 · 4 months ago (edited)

  My mum is a professional barber and i’m on a visit for a few days &amp; she saw you and said “ i really like her <b>bob</b> “<br><br>idk why, but that was so funny to me

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• CA

  @CaseFace5 · 4 months ago

  holy shit, core memory unlocked. I used to spend SO much time on moon base. I still remember when I found out you could time your jetpack blasts to get to the tiny little earth and stand on it.

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• FA

  @fabianls2 · 4 months ago

  They banned jumping in the dungeon because there was a glitch where you kept spamming the space bar and could no-clip through every wall, it was crazy. I remember playing this game when I was like 6 and then moving on to playing RuneScape. Iirc, the point of this game was levelling up in the dungeon, though, which you didn&apos;t show much at all :D

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