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• AN

  @aniki6575 · 1 month ago

  Duck dynasty genuinely felt like you were watching one of those fake TV shows on GTA

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• ME

  @meneo2075 · 1 month ago

  The Duck Dynasty game should have come with a fake beard to put on while playing.

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• AB

  @abitofajoke4708 · 1 month ago

  Divorcing my wife because she can't collect hexagons fast enough

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• TH

  @TheRex42 · 1 month ago

  Im going to watch this at work and my boss can't stop me

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• MO

  @motomitgonzo1594 · 1 month ago (edited)

  Got really drunk with my friend one night and had to crash at his house. I had been chasing beers with a dangerous amount of caffeine pills all night, so I spent the next several agonizing hours wide awake, still heavily intoxicated, heart pounding, twitching and convulsing on a couch while a farting pitbull licked my pasty bald head as though it were a large misshapen ball of bacon. My friend and his girl had fallen asleep with a copy of Duck Dynasty Season 1 Disc 2 stuck in the DVD player, and since I could barely move and couldn't find the controls to turn it off, I was forced to watch the same 5 episodes looping on repeat for hours until I finally regained control of my body. I think we went to IHOP the next day before I came home and slept for the following 26 hours. I learned many things from that night, but most importantly that if there is in fact a Hell waiting for us after this life, the Robertsons will be there waiting for us. I know this because I experienced it.

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• NO

  @noneofyourbusiness4616 · 1 month ago

  Captain Jean-Luc Mallard

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• QW

  @qwfp · 1 month ago

  despite all my rage, I am still just a crab in a cage

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• 2S

  @2smokindukes · 1 month ago

  Shooting dozens of swimming beavers at point blank range was horrifying to watch

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• EE

  @eefflie · 1 month ago

  Met one of the dudes from duck dynasty when I was younger. He took out his duck call and blew it in my face every time I tried to talk.

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• NO

  @normalperson4sure · 1 month ago

  The implication that you stopped playing when Burt got head trauma so he will never die is soooo cute

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• DS

  @DSC2799 · 1 month ago

  Mem is merely a vehicle for us to experience shitty games

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• SL

  @sluggish8124 · 1 month ago

  the cut scenes in duck dynasty have the surreal nature of a David Lynch film

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