What Your Warhammer 40K Army Says About You: A Roast Compilation
53K views 路 Sep 8, 2026 路 Entertainment
Comments 路 145
@armingarcia2189 路 3 weeks ago
In the book of grudges you go.
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@ThreeSkullOrthodox 路 3 weeks ago
Imperial guard players are people who really want to play Bolt Action, but their friends only play 40K
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@The-Khatalyst 路 2 weeks ago
I'm too busy fermenting, thank you.
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@alecnotalec4963 路 2 weeks ago
I play Death Guard because I once contracted a major gut infection, and even after treatment, was left with long term post-infection IBS. Nurgle's gift, amirite?
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@joshuataylor5080 路 2 weeks ago
Guard player here: you nailed it. <br>One can never have enough tanks.
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@Alex-zp1ry 路 2 weeks ago
Eldar: Not included because the only people still playing them are masochists
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@Brick-2010 路 2 weeks ago
guard player here:<br>if i throw enough bodies at a problem it'll go away EVENTUALLY<br>(also artillery is fun)
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@seanfleming7206 路 2 weeks ago
Guard player here.<br><br>Nothing goes harder than ordinary men and women staring down the horrors of the long night and standing tall.
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@MisterMiyagi-sy1ir 路 2 weeks ago
Guard player: If a problem can't be solved with tanks, you need more tanks.
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@aninterloper6695 路 2 weeks ago
Every time I get recommended one of these videos I hope to see the Lost and the Damned, but them not being here is probably a more accurate roast than anything a human being could write.
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@michaelworks4ever 路 11 days ago
Ork player here. You were right. We love kitbashing. And plans are for losers.
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@akazatextingstories 路 13 days ago
I play Salamanders because I love how much they care for imperial life. They鈥檙e just a really cool chapter I think. And I鈥檓 getting into Thousand Sons because I think Magnus is my favorite chaos primarch (even though he literally did NOTHING wrong) as well as them being the traitor legion I have the most experience with, with SM2 and Magnus showing up in my Wrath and Glory session
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