Silent Hill Ascension is a TRAIN WRECK

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  @a.gravemistake3061 · 2 years ago

  This was literally a bit in Futurama. "Press one to see Calculon get into a gunfight. Press 2 to see him do taxes."

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  @TheSagaofGregGetsRekt · 2 years ago

  To the poor bastard sticking it out through this game to upload the monsters, characters, plot, etc. to the Silent Hill wiki for posterity's sake: you're the real hero.

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  @TevorTheThird · 2 years ago

  Now consider all the Silent Hill pitches Konami has TURNED DOWN over the years.<br><br>Weird wild stuff here.

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  @sinkground · 2 years ago

  This game is like watching cutscenes on YouTube where they cut out all the gameplay and you don’t know what’s going on lol

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  @AngusExpired · 2 years ago

  I&apos;m so invested in the story of John and Tiggy

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  @Never_heart · 2 years ago

  And here I thought the most hilarious thing to happen to Silent Hill was that time Konami lost the Silent Hill 2 source code, knowing they lost it, and actively not telling the company they outsourced the HD remaster too that the code was unfinished.

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  @TheBrclear66 · 2 years ago

  I remember as a teenager playing Silent Hill 2 and that game helped me process my own depression and trauma. It didn&apos;t magically heal me or anything like that, but started me down a path of reflecting on my mental health. I can&apos;t see this horseshit helping anyone.

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  @Zarathinius · 2 years ago

  Wait hold up. Is Silent hill Ascension functionally just a single, audience-participatory playthrough of Until Dawn? But it happens one single scene per day and includes a leaderboard???

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  @elvingearmasterirma7241 · 2 years ago

  Tiggy legit sighing at you is absolutely such a Jack Russel thing to do

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  @M4ybeL4vender · 2 years ago

  I also had a shithead dog growing up so I totally get it. I always loved Pumpkin and also he was a dick. He hated children, anything with wheels, other dogs, anyone breathing too loudly, sitting (he was always either laying down or standing up and staring at you), the mailman, and listening to directions. When we tried to play fetch with him he just ran to the ball and stood there waiting for us. He wouldn&apos;t just chill out if you were petting him. He had to crawl on top of you and put his face directly against yours. He ripped the tail off a lizard one time. He pissed off any other dog who didn&apos;t live with him. He used to harass our lab who was easily three times his size (luckily for him she didn&apos;t care, usually). He tried to steal my mom&apos;s bed. He was the worst dog I&apos;ve ever met and I still miss him.

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  @Threvlin · 2 years ago

  While watching this, the accusations of AI ‘writing’ become more and more realistic. Holy shit.

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  @animaker9 · 2 years ago

  I think it was Pat who said John looked handsome in a &quot;Man NPC Template 1&quot; sorta way. And now it becomes a reality

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