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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil

3.6M views · Sep 21, 2026 · Entertainment

Comments · 11K

  • @LindsayEllisVids · 9 days ago · pinned

    What is the lowest form of karaoke, and why is it "Sweet Caroline"?

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  • @thejellyfinn · 1 day ago (edited)

    as a bahamian, seeing your conversations with foreign about how tourism has affected the culture of the bahamas was so refreshing-- this conversation needs to be brought to a larger scale, but most people have never thought about how these structures are set up and how they affect us. thank you for highlighting it <33 🇧🇸

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  • @Egg_thing · 8 days ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPRAM0WDgw&amp;t=1757">29:17</a> blurring someone&apos;s face because you think their rendition of Bad Romance is too embarrassing is 100% the funniest choice you could&apos;ve made

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  • @RicardoAlmeidatm · 8 days ago

    Disney absolutely 100% knew who you were and upgraded you as a bribe.

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  • @thorswagnarok · 2 days ago

    i was a theatre major at a school that has an unofficial pipeline to the cruise industry and let me tell you people would KILL for a gig on a disney cruise. cruise ship contracts are seen as ideal immediate post grad jobs because they’re short term w/ room and board. the fight for a disney cruise contract is a bloodbath

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  • @YouTubeCommenter225 · 8 days ago

    I tested every cigarrette brand to find the healthiest

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  • @AnotherAmoeba-g3i · 8 days ago

    Jenny Nicholson sat behind a pole so Lindsay Ellis could get a free upgrade to first class.

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  • @grfrjiglstan · 8 days ago

    This video is a perfect example of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, where only once the food was edible and the rooms smelled not at all of poop did she have time to talk about carbon emissions.

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  • @DarthGardens · 3 days ago

    It’s honestly a terrible disservice to Jimmy Buffet to not name the Buffet on his own cruise line after him. ITS LITERALLY IN HIS NAME.

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  • @user-ig4dl4iv1j · 8 days ago

    This is genuinely hard-hitting investigative labor journalism buried in a two hour and thirty minute customer review video

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  • @Mel-jr5cz · 8 days ago

    Best part of all of this is Lindsay having such &quot;bitter private eye who&apos;s seen too much and lost everything in the war&quot; energy while wearing floral sundresses and walking through hoards of drunken, twerking elderly patrons

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  • @KamFails · 8 days ago

    I&apos;m picturing Jessie Gender spending the ENTIRETY of the cruise yapping about anarchist theory with every unsuspecting passenger she comes across and that&apos;s kinda peak

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