HARDEST ERB TO CALL EVER! | Lara Croft vs Indiana Jones. Epic Rap Battles Of History. (REACTION)

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  @AaYs721 · 3 years ago (edited)

  Fun fact: Lara adjusting her gloves at the beginning of her first verse is actually her idle animation, implying she was bored during Indiana’s verse

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• ST

  @SteveDogg92 · 3 years ago

  We won. The fans won. This battle was nothing but straight fire.

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• KU

  @KuroshiKun · 3 years ago

  When she said &quot;you&apos;re whole story got blown up on a sitcom&quot; she wasn&apos;t just saying big bang randomly. &nbsp;There was an episode of big bang theory where the guys basically come to the realization that nothing indy did in Raiders mattered and if you just removed him from the movie completely the exact same thing would&apos;ve happened to the nazis lmao<br><br>That hits so much harder now that I remember that episode

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• UN

  @under_score3829 · 3 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BugFa7Vnc&amp;t=473">7:53</a> The “chose poorly” line from Lara was a reference to Indiana Jones 3 when that guy drank the wrong holy grail and died, and the Knight said “He chose…poorly.”

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• BL

  @Blucham · 3 years ago

  “Guess you couldn’t tap that X in time” is already awesome enough, dissing on QTE. But there’s a double-meaning: “Couldn’t tap that EX in time.” Makes it truly savage

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• AN

  @angrypolishonion673 · 3 years ago

  The way Scru&apos;s face just fell in shock at the &quot;Your dad was never present&quot; line will never fail to crack me up 😂

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• MU

  @murfeel1173 · 3 years ago

  I love how high pitched Scru got with &quot;She didn&apos;t look 15!&quot; 😆Same way Indiana would sound getting statutory charges. 💀

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• GI

  @giogio4222 · 3 years ago

  That &quot;Marion was 15 when you raided her bones, that&apos;s no time for love dr. Jones&quot; line hits &quot;At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn&apos;t mine&quot; level for me. What a battle.....

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• LA

  @Ladondorf · 3 years ago

  1. <i>&quot;You&apos;re such a toxic date you could kill a little monkey&quot;</i> is a reference to Raiders of the Lost Ark. A monkey eats from a bowl of poisoned dates (a type of fruit) and dies.<br><br>2. <i>&quot;Marion was 15 when you raided her bones&quot;</i> She was not 15 in the movie, their backstory is that they dated each other 10 years ago and broke up. Apparently the original script implies she was 15 when they first met, but her age is not stated in the movie, and her age in the books is inconsistent.<br><br>3. <i>&quot;They dropped you like a J in the floor&quot;</i> In The Last Crusade, Indy has to step on floor tiles that spell out &quot;Jehovah&quot; to get across a temple. He first tries stepping on the J, but the floor breaks and he nearly falls in a pit, because in Latin, &quot;Iehovah&quot; is spelled with an I.<br><br>4. <i>&quot;Strap some blocks on Short Round and pump the brakes.&quot;</i> In Temple of Doom, Short Round drives a car. He has blocks tied to his feet so that he can reach the brake pedal.

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• TR

  @Traveler-254 · 2 years ago

  The fact that Indiana went so damn hard, hard enough for a double don, and Lara STILL not only matched him but arguably won is absolutely incredible.

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• RO

  @rotimiabiona3234 · 3 years ago

  For me, this battle goes to Lara. That &quot;Marion was 15 when you raided her bones, &apos;That&apos;s no time for Love, Dr. Jones!&apos;&quot; is the sort of line that would end someone&apos;s whole career, and her second round she came at him even harder!! &nbsp;&quot;At best the affection you got was sloppy seconds&quot; came for Jones&apos; entire soul!

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• TU

  @TungstenArm · 3 years ago

  “Hang up the whip before you crack a hip” is a massively underrated line

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