WHAT A BATTLE! | Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History (ROUND2)

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  @mackwilliams8853 · 3 years ago

  Churchill was a savage in real life. <br><br>Woman: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”<br><br>Churchill: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow <br>I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

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  @louismonnichii7619 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Ladies and gentlemen, I don&apos;t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.&quot; EXACT WORDS from the dude when he opened his speech after getting shot! &nbsp;And he CARRIED THAT BULLET in his chest muscle for the rest of his life! &nbsp;DAAAAMN!!!

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  @pagingdrwhom2300 · 3 years ago

  Teddy’s bar of “My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn’t ditch me when they were alive, like yours did.” is one of the hardest hitting bars in the entirety of ERB, and it’s what seals the battle in Teddy’s favor for me. The pure savagery of it is almost unmatched (aside from that Cleopatra bar), and it’s probably the best rebuttal to an ERB insult ever

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• DA

  @danbull · 3 years ago

  i agree :(

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• DO

  @DoomMomDot · 3 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dAXuP4E-4&amp;t=192">3:12</a> Roosevelt leans on his own face as he says &quot;Lets face it&quot;. That&apos;s just awesome.

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• MA

  @maxastro · 3 years ago

  &quot;TR will give WC the full deuce&quot; is such a fire line and almost no one catches it because it relies on British terminology.<br><br>&quot;WC&quot; is Winston&apos;s initials, but it also stands for water closet, which is what the Brits call their bathrooms. And &quot;the full deuce&quot; is a two finger hand gesture that&apos;s like the British equivalent of the middle finger, but it&apos;s also slang for taking a crap.<br><br>Absolutely brilliant wordplay.

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• SI

  @SixMajinMiss · 3 years ago (edited)

  Theodore Roosevelts first word &quot;Bully!&quot; maybe a triple reference (i think) to Dan BULL, Winston Churchill being called The British Bulldog, and also a reference to Roosevelt being as strong as a Bullmoose, all while using some older (typically english) slang.

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• OP

  @openproblem3819 · 3 years ago

  &quot;A bullet can&apos;t stop a bull moose.&quot; You&apos;re right, it is a hard line. What&apos;s more Teddy Roosevelt actually said that in a speech he gave after being shot without even getting off the stage, nevermind going to the hospital.

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• TH

  @theRealJimothy · 3 years ago

  This one is a personal favorite of mine, especially with Winston Churchill&apos;s deadass &apos;Hand me a cigar and a large glass of brandy, I&apos;m about to take you out prematurely, like your family.&apos;

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  @herrzimm · 3 years ago

  The &quot;Spruce Mustache&quot; is a reference to a &quot;Spruce Tree&quot; which is rather large and bushy in general, and tends to be used by a lot of hunters/animals for hiding while hunting before attacking.... the &quot;Cover it up&quot; part simply means that Winston should grow a mustache and cover up part of &quot;his mug&quot; (hide part of his ugly face with a big bushy mustache)

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• RY

  @ryujisama · 3 years ago (edited)

  The &quot;WHAT&apos;S UP, BITCHEEEEES!?&quot; is the tagline whenever ERB had Theodore Roosevelt do announcements on their vids when they&apos;re either about to host an event or were selling merch. And the &quot;Spruce Moustache&quot; line was him saying Winston has a babyface... or at least that&apos;s what I think. <br><br>And I agree, they certainly went all out when making the rappers look like the people they&apos;re rapping as. Shout outs to the costume and makeup people. They continuously knock it out of the park.

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  @lovrosedej7655 · 3 years ago

  To be fair to Dan Bull, he had to try and write disses about the greatest American to ever live

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