I played Zoochosis so you don't have to
1.4M views · Jan 28, 2026 · Gaming
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@anxietony · 8 months ago · pinned
OH HEY! If you played Zoochosis BEFORE the 2.0 update...<br><br>I'm really curious to know what it was like before it was "fixed", let me know!
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@endmyexistence5223 · 7 months ago
I like how the camera passes out when Paul does, very considerate of it
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@gamerincognito6033 · 6 months ago
He wants his family to finally eat 'normal food' so he gives them unlabeled mystery meat stolen from the zoo.
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@nikolas2419 · 7 months ago
Also a thing to note; the doctor´s name "Metzger" is german for "Butcher" So you absolutely know that man is up to no good.
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@pennycat6317 · 7 months ago
as someone who was legit excited for this game just by trailer. I kinda thought it'd be more like Zoo Tycoon where by day you do the mindless chores as you go around and get familiar with the map, while at night you have to figure out what the hell's wrong with the animals
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@doyleharken3477 · 7 months ago
the game is set in 1991, protag is explicitly stated to be poor and doc takes "your phone". back then mobile phones were the size of bricks and luxury items. sounds like the decision to make this a period piece happened late in development and the script wasn't revised
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@Vitoria-ug9cc · 6 months ago
"I can grind a couple of bodies but I'm not going to get involved in crime!" ...grinding bodies... is a crime.... called corpse desecration, Paul.....
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@omcomPT · 8 months ago
I've never seen a game where the immersion breaks whenever the main character does anything. The mutated animals and parasites are somehow more believable than Paul.
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@TheBestName480 · 5 months ago
If you are scheduled to take meds and dont, you explode, and only your hand survives
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@zomo7400 · 7 months ago
"We just had dinner recently! It was incredibly delicious! Gina was simply in awe!" Most abnormal dialogue award
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@BinishArsh-d2y · 7 months ago (edited)
I'm sorry, you're telling me the zebra who literally had his ass swapped for his mouth, just.... went back to normal? this fucking zoo better make the cure for cancer already if it invented an injection that can do THAT
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@Dude.Goes.Postal · 7 months ago
The “unlabeled block of meat product” turning out to be made of human flesh was literally so predictable before even finding the other guy’s hand and the human meat grinder. Lmao
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