Is Therapy Making me Gay? | Ethan Simmons-Patterson | Stand Up Comedy
672K views · Feb 23, 2026 · Comedy
Comments · 940
@MLQ45 · 7 months ago
This man needs a longer set.
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@jenoc3541 · 7 months ago
"That woman you looking for? Inside."<br><br>That is such a good line dude, goddamn
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@zachpepper3582 · 7 months ago
Hearing someone say I don’t carry sandwiches on my person is something I didn’t expect to hear today but I’m happy I did.
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@TheMasterGEA · 7 months ago
his delivery is crazy
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@KreepCA · 7 months ago
Holy shit. Natural. This is one of those guys was funny since elementary school. It just rolls out of him effortlessly.
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@robertgarcia4511 · 7 months ago
Basketball with a watermelon 🤣🤣🤣
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@GabrielCsaba · 7 months ago
Swimming for Frederick Douglass killed me
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@nicolasawad4193 · 7 months ago
Ethan's got it going on, man. A great tight segment, kudos dude. Hope to come across more of you online.
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@theRiver_joan · 7 months ago
“That woman you’re looking for sometimes… inside” That was so real.
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@vlwebbjr · 7 months ago (edited)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPrObsdaBmE&t=39">0:39</a> true story, bum walks up to me and pulled a big sausage link out his pocket and said “I got some meat, you got the bread!?” I was baffled 😅😂
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@JDWitherspoon · 7 months ago (edited)
Ethan SImmons-Patterson is one of the BEST comics in the game, and deserves way more recognition! Very glad to see him have a don't tell set, because I've seen him crush in NY for years.
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@retrojordans5 · 7 months ago (edited)
“Lace front panties” I’m like why that don’t sound right, had to listen twice 😂😂😂
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