Ali Siddiq - Mitchell - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
14M views · Jan 10, 2017 · Comedy
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@standup · 7 years ago · pinned
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@ramsey_ajr1702 · 7 years ago
People seem to forget the part of the story where the two people who were going to be in jail for the rest of their lives went to go stop another young, lost brother from throwing away the rest of his.
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@joelunchbucket0 · 7 years ago
there is nothing more dangerous like a person convinced that they have nothing to lose
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@nerfornuffin9982 · 6 years ago (edited)
"Prison is like judicial slavery.....And I'm Nat Turner" best damn quote ever
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@glennhedgebeth8069 · 4 years ago
To take that level of trauma, anger, hatred and frustration and distill it into humor is astounding. This man is an Alchemist.
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@essencenicole9731 · 7 years ago
They're laughing, but he's dead damn serious. Thank God he made it & can laugh now.
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@blackdynamite5016 · 7 years ago
That story was painful for him. Saw him wipe a tear from his face. Glad to see he made it out alright.
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@natecody3305 · 7 years ago
This was a funny story, but the fact that prison had briefly turned him into not just a killer, but one capable of playing the long game. The takeaway here is that prison is not for rehabilitation
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@derreckbercier · 4 years ago
this dude is not telling jokes, he's telling life stories..
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@knowledgegizmo7934 · 8 years ago (edited)
Moral of the story: take a non violent human being and belittle/ humiliate him like an animal and expect an animalistic outcome.
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@relentlessndn5183 · 6 years ago
That tear wasn't about embarrassment, it's about rage.
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@sarahshah7932 · 7 years ago
The tears in his eyes, when he described how Mitchell abused him, just killed me. It's disgusting how people in authority abuse their power over the weak!!!
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