My Name's Usama, No Relation - Usama Siddiquee - Stand-up Comedy
751K views · Apr 7, 2026 · Entertainment
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@UsamaStandsUp · 5 months ago · pinned
If you dug this make sure you vote for me to win a Netflix special on Kevin Hart’s Funny AF!! Voting is on Netflix this Monday 5/4 at 9 PM EST. Let’s make it happen!
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@eswyy · 5 months ago
This guy has insane charisma
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@gibbethoskins · 5 months ago
Dude's brain functions as fast as an Indian mathematician but with jokes.
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@1butmany · 5 months ago
Can’t even breathe between punchlines bro. 😂 almost passed out
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@M.A-k6u · 5 months ago
"You will learn to love her, you will see"<br>"She will not!"<br><br>💀
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@shaspearman8647 · 5 months ago
this boy so damn funny
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@aumarigan · 5 months ago
One of the signs of a good stand-up comic..... He doesn't pause a lot in between jokes/punchlines. This guy doesn't even do a fake laugh in between jokes.
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@boysboyz6484 · 5 months ago
Brother so locked in he said "defuse the situation" 💀
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@ChernobylKid · 5 months ago
mom scarier than suicide felt that greetings from poland
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@UsamaStandsUp · 5 months ago
Thanks for watching yall, tour downloading promise! For now make sure yall watch me on Funny AF with Kevin Hart on Netflix, coming out 4/20!!
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@only1muppet · 5 months ago
If he can write an hour of jokes this funny, he deserves a TV spot. He’s truly hilarious
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@gabereiser · 5 months ago
The sheer volume of jokes that landed... I can't even... this guy is gold. Definitely deserves more views.
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