A Completely Accurate Summary of The Halo TV Show
176K views · Dec 15, 2024 · Film & Animation
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@dashythefoxxo · 1 year ago
im convinced that the writers thought reach was a city and not a whole planet
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@BEEFCAkeAstartes · 1 year ago
It baffles me that the writers actually admitted they had never read, played, or consumed any Halo media, but tried to play it off as a positive thing.
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@Turgeon12 · 1 year ago
You didn't have to go through hell for us. We didn't ask you to.
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@OutOnALimb9199 · 1 year ago
I almost passed out from how many times I let out a disappointed sigh
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@nexulis2717 · 1 year ago
Not giving kwan a nickname is such a burn, I felt that
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@GeneralMikeHunt · 1 year ago
And the shitty thing, corps will view this as “video game adaptations don’t work” when really it’s just them fucking up legendary IPs.
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@perceivedvelocity9914 · 1 year ago
IMO Paramount looked at the Halo wiki for 30 seconds and then ran a Google image search. They sprinkled their research over a generic sci-fi script that nobody wanted to touch over the last couple of decades.
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@TyrantToppat · 1 year ago
The Halo 4 movie about Lasky's backstory was more well-written and fun to watch than the Halo TV show. Mostly because Lasky is the only good character in Halo 4 and because the makers of the movie gave some sort of a shit about the lore.<br><br>The movie is Forward Unto Dawn for anyone who's curious.
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@onefadedgunner3281 · 1 year ago
Halo season 1- Kwans story is universally hated by fans and her character is the least popular in the show.<br>Halo Writers for season 2- Lets give her even more screen time and an even bigger role!!!!
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@TheAppleFreak · 1 year ago
I'm admittedly a bit disappointed there wasn't a quip about Reach City on Planet Reach, but beyond that this is 100% accurate
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@joshstack34 · 1 year ago
It's official: Will is a masochist.
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@stegoshark5116 · 1 year ago
I thank you for your sacrifice in watching the show so we don’t have to
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