Everything Wrong with "Septum Ring Theory"
147K views · May 7, 2026 · People & Blogs
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@DemetriFalco · 4 months ago · pinned
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@Pataru_3 · 4 months ago
I'm a firm believer in the "Bible verses in bio" theory
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@OkmaybeOneSoVile · 4 months ago
real septum ring theory is maga men hate women with septum piercings cause it usually means theyre over 18
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@Spexamini · 4 months ago
As a septum ring bearer, i can confirm that the moment that it was stabbed into my face i felt a strong surge of liberal flow into me, my mental illness like a demon inside ready to devour any man i see, and all of a sudden i really wanted to invite your girlfriend over for a sleepover!
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@cassaundraking4624 · 4 months ago
I've had my septum ring for 23 years now. I wore a large tusk through it for years. I can assure you, being repellant to this kind of people was a big part of the point.
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@Alexis_Hearts · 4 months ago
From my experience on Facebook, i thought septum ring theory was, "if a woman has one, theres a group of men seething behind a keyboard posting an opinion no one asked for."
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@Pickledwitch · 4 months ago
Not trusting someone's opinion on metal because they have a septum ring is so funny, metal heads have to be the MOST LIKELY people to have a septum ring out of everyone 🤣
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@batmanlikespizza2541 · 4 months ago
The "alt" people who shame alternative people for having piercings are the same people who think goth, punk, etc. aren't political and that you can be conservative and alternative.
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@kwasiahenkora6583 · 4 months ago
Imagine being so pressed about a piece of metal in someone’s nose. It’s really not that deep, just mind your business.
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@zari14-n6n · 4 months ago (edited)
I remember going on a blind date with a guy and when he saw my septum piercing his WHOLLEEE MOOD changed and he blocked me 😭😭😭😭
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@madagascar11711 · 4 months ago
I have a stretched septum myself and its genuinely weird how people turned a piercing into a personality diagnosis. Glad you made a video on it
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@8f7oxy · 4 months ago
i've been told that i fit into septum ring theory as someone with a stretched septum in SOUTH AFRICA, why is it coming here 😭
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