You Want a Boat? I Noah Guy

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  @iremainsceptical · 11 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4MNHH7T5k&amp;t=1005">16:45</a> - lets move on, or Dan might shittim self laughing...

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• WI

  @willaimhopkins2172 · 11 months ago

  I think the best part of the arc encounter is the modern hvac system to keep visitors from ding of co2 poisoning. Thousands of animals, all those bodily functions, and only one window.

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• LO

  @louisvictor3473 · 11 months ago

  The Asgardians might speak with a different font, but only doctor DOOM can always speak his name in all caps - a power not even the gods can match.

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• CH

  @Chiefdixon · 11 months ago

  A LDS leader during conference preached that if you have a family who is destitute and are worrying about whether to buy food or paying their tithing they should pay their tithing the bishop will help them with their food. And then the bishop will of course say, you’re not managing your money we will only help once. Mormons preach a prosperity gospel just like the rest they just will never admit it.

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• AR

  @archivist17 · 11 months ago

  How was Noah supposed to know which animals were clean or unclean? &nbsp;God hadn&apos;t told anyone the distinction yet.

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• AR

  @AR-ln7ip · 6 months ago

  Every time I hear pater familias, I think, &quot;But you ain&apos;t bonafide!&quot;

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• DR

  @drgnswrd · 11 months ago

  Not to be pedantic, but saltwater creatures die in fresh water and vice versa. &nbsp;Rain is fresh water. &nbsp;Rain dilutes the seawater, dilute seawater washes over and contaminates fresh water bodies. &nbsp;And then, somehow, all the extra water drains away and seawater is restored to its correct salinity and the freshwater is filtered back into actual fresh water. &nbsp;Um, how?

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  @mordirit8727 · 6 months ago

  One funny detail about the omniscience of god is that &quot;he didn&apos;t figure out how to drown fish&quot; but he <i>should</i> have. One of two things need to happen in a global flood: either you&apos;re filling the planet with salt or fresh water. Either option will kill most creatures that live in water.<br><br>Rain is fresh water (hard for it to keep salt as it evaporates and goes into clouds) so that would necessitate Noah bringing whales, sea fishes, sharks (save the bull shark)... The Ark would need a pretty banger aquarium. God could have made things easier for him and magicked up a saltwater rain, but the aquarium still needs to be on the ark then, for all freshwater creatures

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• AN

  @annemariededekind6271 · 11 months ago

  Wow....I find you first today. Thanks for your wonderful work. Love it

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• IR

  @iremainsceptical · 11 months ago

  I had deja vu here, because i just watched Dr Joel Baden&apos;s Tanakh lectures on the Yale Divinity channel. He pulls apart the sources in the flood story step by step.

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  @UplandJones1 · 11 months ago

  🎤 I like big barns, and I cannot lie 🎶

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• MI

  @michaellinke6448 · 9 days ago

  Add a cubit to his stature would be like the modern &quot;BDE&quot;. &nbsp;You&apos;re not getting a cubit taller, but you&apos;re gaining the swagger of a dude he is a cubit taller than you.