alkaline water ...with lemon

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  @acollierastro · 3 years ago · pinned

  Y&apos;all I didn&apos;t know it was a ProZD sketch I thought it was a copypasta. Ha.<br><br>Here is the link to the original: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg</a><br><br>Performed better there as well.

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  @innovativeatavist159 · 3 years ago

  For a second I thought it was just going to be an hour of her saying &quot;Alkaline water...with lemon.&quot; with varying levels of despair and exasperation. 😂

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  @sowercookie · 3 years ago

  What I&apos;m learning from all of this is that people don&apos;t drink enough water, and as soon as they do they start feeling better. Too bad it&apos;s 1000 dollar quantum lemon water with added hydrogen

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  @FhtagnCthulhu · 2 years ago

  If she used an organic lemon it all would have been fine. It&apos;s that chemical lemon&apos;s fault.

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  @bartz0rt928 · 1 year ago

  One of my chemistry teachers in high school talked about the body being really good at buffering pH: &quot;you have about 5 l of blood, at a pH of 7.4. If you drink half a liter of apple juice (pH of 3.5), it&apos;ll still be 7.4. You&apos;ll know if your blood pH changes, because you&apos;ll die.&quot;

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  @mcolville · 3 years ago

  There&apos;s something fundamentally wrong when people get mad at you for saying &quot;you&apos;ve been lied to,&quot; but they don&apos;t get mad at the person who lied to them.

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  @AdrianBoyko · 3 years ago

  When I was a kid, growing up in Canada, we were taught in school that pretty-much every advertisement is a scam and that the scams all fall into a small number of categories. The categories were described and our homework was to find an example of an ad in each category. The lesson really stuck with me my whole life.

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  @panqueque445 · 11 months ago

  &quot;Why is the LED in there? How does it help the hydrogen to stay in the bottle?&quot;<br>By providing a fun, night club like environment to keep them entertained so they don&apos;t leave the bottle

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  @thequarkchronicles2486 · 3 years ago

  I’m convinced a lot of these people are chronically dehydrated &amp; just experiencing the health/energy effects of drinking a healthy amount of water for once

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  @Markfr0mCanada · 2 years ago

  The fact that pH is log absolutely needed to be specified. &nbsp;I recently worked with a couple guys who were trying to start a small business, pH mattered for the business, they didn&apos;t understand that it was logarithmic.

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  @bengrace8808 · 3 years ago

  I used to work front end retail, and we&apos;d occasionally get in alkaline water. One time a child of a customer purchasing a bottle asked, &quot;what&apos;s alkaline mean?&quot; The parent responded, &quot;more pure.&quot;

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  @jlachman381 · 2 years ago

  It’s august 2024 and Google’s garbage “AI” generated response claims that “some say it makes it no longer alkaline, but others say it still has an alkaline effect on the body” as if these two things are equally valid <br>🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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