why did you send me this I have a family

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  @AnalyticalArtificer · 4 years ago (edited) · pinned

  My guy I understand the family thing and I respect you as a person I&apos;ll never send you something actually dangerous, am honored to be the first box and make the thumbnail, I hope you enjoyed.<br><br>I&apos;m sending you more things btw.

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  @nofillergamingknight7319 · 4 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;ve grown, I&apos;ve matured&quot; only one of those statements is true.

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  @JohnDoe-rx3vn · 4 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;m not wearing the filthy frank suit i have too much self respect&quot;<br><br><b>zero hesitation gimp mask</b>

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  @mostcreativenameonyoutube3624 · 4 years ago

  Sam: wears a glove so he doesn&apos;t touch whatever nasty shit may be in a package<br>Also Sam: licks hot sauce directly off of said glove

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  @SplashyVal · 4 years ago

  The way the camera seems to get bored and pan away from sam every once in a while cracks me up so fucking much

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  @de-ment · 4 years ago

  &quot;My BROTHER is really struggling after his divorce, 1000 bucks? he&apos;d agree to 200!&quot;<br><br>Now THIS is the special kind of evil you can only find with General Sam

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  @zagboygamez5930 · 4 years ago

  Sam&apos;s wife has officially become equal in character to Columbo&apos;s wife. Mentioned in every episode, never actually seen, and always the butt of the joke. Can&apos;t wait for the spin-off mini-series in which she solves her husband&apos;s miraculous and entirely unexpected disappearance.

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  @notthebees4961 · 4 years ago

  Sam: buys face tracking cameras<br>Also Sam: covers his set with faces

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  @OXVentura956 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGJDmcud84A&amp;t=2125">35:25</a> that moment when the camera panicked over Sam screaming to the camera to stop looking at the Mannequin and focus back to sam is pure comedy gold

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  @sparda_ · 4 years ago

  &quot;I bet you I could widdle that down to $200.&quot;<br>sam&apos;s jewish magic kicking in once again

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  @Ryan-em1sv · 4 years ago

  “The whitest person you know” <br>“My dad’s Jewish” <br>Ayy tony

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  @GeneralSam · 4 years ago

  im sorry this ended up so long. you guys cool with the hour or do you want future mailtimes to be like 30 minutes? lemme know

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