The Creepiest Stalker in 4Chan History | The Philmarilion

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  @TheInternetInvestigator · 2 years ago (edited) · pinned

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• FA

  @fastfacts727 · 2 years ago

  &gt; imagine being a regular poster on a site like 4chan<br><br>Already this is stretching credulity

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• EM

  @EmptyMTYT · 2 years ago

  A burning ring of Philip sounds like something you should see a doctor about

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• MU

  @muma-kitty1639 · 2 years ago

  knowing the way the internet works, its incredibly possible that this stalker was really just extremely dedicated to just fucking with this one guy for a laugh

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  @vhs3760 · 2 years ago

  when you&apos;re sharing an online forum with a member of the community who&apos;s an asshole, it is HIGHLY entertaining to bother them as much as possible. it&apos;s not morally right, but it&apos;s so incredibly fun. I feel like the &quot;stalker&quot; is 100% not in love, just fucking with UTV, and made up the &quot;parents made me quit&quot; thing so he could stop his game without giving UTV any feeling of security

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• MI

  @MishKoz · 2 years ago

  This guy might be the biggest troll of all time.

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• AL

  @allgoodouthere · 2 years ago

  Most sane 4chan user

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• JA

  @Jacobthejewela · 2 years ago

  The deadpan delivery on The Ring of Phillip had me cracking up

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• SU

  @superscatboy · 2 years ago

  Am I the only person that suspects The Archiver was just someone that had online beef with UTV and came up with an <b>unbelievably</b> effective way to mess with him?<br><br>UTV was a known arsehole, and the kind of guy that would <b>hate</b> the homoerotic stuff that The Archiver was writing. It&apos;s so much more effective than just talking smack to the guy on 4chan, which UTV clearly wasn&apos;t bothered by.<br><br>He probably went too far, but holy cow did he succeed 10000% in ruining UTV&apos;s day... I honestly think it might just be the most incredible example of old-school 4chan trolling ever, so good that to this day everyone thinks The Archiver was actually for real.

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• FE

  @femhera · 2 years ago

  this is like that south park episode where cartman finds those people with asses for faces so funny that nothing else is able to make him laugh ever again. this is so fucking funny to me i dont even laugh at it anymore, i just sit in awe.

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• AF

  @afterhourscinema782 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnqLCutuAl4&amp;t=4">0:04</a> <b>&quot;Imagine being a regular poster on a site like 4-chan&quot;</b><br>Already off to a HORRIFYING start 😂

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• CH

  @cherryhazard8002 · 2 years ago

  Just to imagine that you could literally just write a comment under a post and suddenly someone so out of touch with reality starts to write this sort of thing to you...the world is a strange place lol.

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