When a Parasocial Relationship Goes Too Far

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  @amelooloo · 3 years ago

  robert pattinson boring his stalker into not stalking him anymore is the funniest shit ive ever heard

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  @StarboyXL9 · 3 years ago (edited)

  &quot;Somehow this person has gotten attached to three letters, racism, and liking a sports team.&quot;<br><br>I&apos;ve fallen in love for less

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  @darkjapan · 3 years ago

  Theories<br>1-The Archiver hated trips so he was just trying to drive UTV off the site.<br>2 - The Archiver knew UTV in real life and was just messing with his friend for fun<br>3 - UTV was the archiver and was doing it for more attention<br>4 - This is just some kind of obscure outsider art project.<br>5 - The Archiver had some kind of obsessive mental illness.

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  @FQM04 · 3 years ago

  imagine if bro went through all this and his names not even phil.

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  @Jooonzi · 3 years ago

  You could honestly teach an entire psychology class using purely 4chan stories

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  @Crocadillius1123 · 1 year ago

  “Love is a burning thing, and it makes a Philipy ring”<br><br>I can’t. I just can’t.

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  @melvinmerkelhopper5752 · 3 years ago

  This is my favorite quote from the Philmarilion <br> <br>“My parents delight in telling me the story of how I would excrete onto the floor then try to sit on the excrement like an egg. This can be seen now in my nurturing nature, I care for UTV like I cared for that feces egg.”

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  @TheMicroNinja · 3 years ago

  Dude, the fact that I thought UTV was gonna be the stalker, it genuinely shocked me when you said HE was the one who got a stalker. Great vid btw!

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  @aikotitilai3820 · 3 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyfcmVRhs6w&amp;t=571">9:31</a> &quot;his responses are good natured banter with humorous intentions that show the sweet, tender relationship that we share together&quot;<br><br>The response : &quot;Fuck off&quot;

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  @drants-d6y · 3 years ago

  How terrible do you have to be for 4 chan to unanimously agree that you are bad?

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  @RonniV2 · 3 years ago

  Fun fact: you don&apos;t have to be glamorous or extremely gorgeous to be stalked. I know someone who was stalked for 2 years who is an average person living an average life.<br>I think a lot of people have this misconception that only celebrities/super beautiful/interesting people get stalked, but truth is, there are lots of crazies who don&apos;t need any of those reasons. There was a girl who was stalked, had her family murdered, and was kidnapped by a man all because she was nice to hime once. People are crazy.

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  @LilCrazette · 3 years ago

  Parasocial relationships are scary. A few years ago I became obsessed with an online friend. Was convinced she was an angel, and would freak out on anyone who said something bad about her. Spam messaged her, constantly checked everything she did and knew her schedules, obsessed over who she spoke too etc. <br>it got to a point where I wasn’t eating or sleeping, just sitting in my room staring at my screen waiting for her. We only called a few times too, because my voice would suddenly become a stuttery mess whenever I tried to talk to her. I also used to carve my skin with hearts, believing it was a good luck charm to keep our relationship going. I say relationship because my mind was warped into believing we both loved eachother, and that she was just too shy to say something.<br>She grew cold and distant and we eventually stopped talking. I was forced to move on (and my whole family was trying to get me help for the obsession, I refused to acknowledge it as a problem) and a few years later I haven’t spoken to her since and I’m back to normal.<br>I have no clue why her, or why this happened. It’s never happened before and hasn’t happened since.

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