The Totally (Painful) Battle Simulator
193K views · Dec 19, 2025 · Gaming
Comments · 485
@Blaze54845 · 9 months ago
So glad that Zach is diversifying from just one janky, physics-based combat game to <b>multiple</b> janky, physics-based combat games.
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@Broke_entertanment · 9 months ago
You put too much faith in their intelligence. As captain sauce once said "these units apparently enjoy recreational labotamy."
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@Gust_The_Man · 9 months ago
The half sword bosses are finnaly getting a break
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@mamapapabear7176 · 9 months ago
I'm (painfully) loving the title pattern of adding in some variant of the word pain in parentheses. I have no proper explanation, it just tickles me (painfully).
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@Purplestcube · 9 months ago
There are a couple secret units in every map. Looking forward to seeing you find them (just look at them for long enough and the item they are associated with will start glowing till you collect it)
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@troytheperson139 · 8 months ago (edited)
Watching people try to use actual strategy in this game is always comical. They come up with this manifesto, they're master plan. Just for the unit their unit that the entire army is built around to accidentally jump off the map or get blindsided because of friendly fire and still manage to somehow win. This game is great.
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@everythingellis2197 · 9 months ago
PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A SERIES
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@Izayoink_Saccuy · 9 months ago
The spear thrower is one of the best unit in the game even in late game because of the fast recharge and nuclear damage
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@JAVALIESTRANHO · 9 months ago
The halfling body slam was BEAUTIFUL
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@jumpvelocity3953 · 9 months ago
Wow and I just recently got back into TABS
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@jeffdakilla83 · 9 months ago
Tabs is just one of those games that does its job so well it becomes timeless
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@CharbroiledBurgerpatties · 9 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPyFewIEzLk&t=1260">21:00</a> SUPLEX
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