The ”Unique Baby Names” Trend is Unhinged

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  @mbeaglewolf418 · 11 months ago

  In Germany you would not be allowed to name your kids half of these names. <br>The government office would be like: &quot;You&apos;re setting up your child to be harassed. That&apos;s illegal.&quot;

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  @SeleneSketches · 11 months ago

  I&apos;m gonna name my kid uhrectyle dihsfuhnkshun, but he probably won&apos;t be able to stand up for himself when he gets bullied.

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  @jay72664 · 11 months ago

  Remember; there are plenty of unique names that don’t earn your children a lifetime of bullying.

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  @christinaandre6286 · 11 months ago

  As a labor and delivery nurse for 9 years, I saw a lot of insane names. A patient named her twins Evil and Satan. And that was not the worst one.

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  @Blackcatparamedic · 11 months ago

  Yes, I am a nurse and once had a mom want to name her daughter Vagina. She heard the word during delivery (apparently for the first time) and thought it was pretty. Every nurse for 24 hours provided as much patient &quot;education&quot; we could and encouraged her to remember any other names she had considered before going to the hospital. It was her decision and we would be there for her no matter what. She ultimately chose a different name and we all breathed a collective sigh of relief.

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  @charlesdirt9736 · 11 months ago

  People are really just naming their kids like they&apos;re some kind of magical trickster and the only way to defeat them is to guess the correct spelling of their name

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  @bastienne7 · 11 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luAWHWrymHM&amp;t=569">9:29</a> Asspynn is the perfect rebrand for &apos;pin the tail on the donkey&apos;!

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  @xHASIRA · 11 months ago

  In my little rural town in Belgium, there&apos;s a couple with 14 kids (and counting). They named EACH child a different letter combo of the name Alex... Think Alex, Axel, Lexa, Xeal and so on. There latest addition is called &nbsp;Laxe. I swear these types of parents never think of their kids as individual beings...

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  @bastienne7 · 11 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luAWHWrymHM&amp;t=169">2:49</a> &quot;In honor of Chernobyl Hope&quot; makes it sounds like they&apos;re using the baby shower as a fundraiser for their favourite charity, which supports victims of nuclear disaster

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  @ScaramouseChopain · 11 months ago

  If you need a 3 page pronunciation guide for your childs name, you are doing it wrong

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  @someutuber376 · 5 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luAWHWrymHM&amp;t=1530">25:30</a> Is no one going to talk about the fact that this guy is claiming his brother just got raptured!?

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  @kaleidechse · 11 months ago

  I once decided to name a dragon plushie &quot;Gwynivere&quot; because I wanted a fancy fantasy spelling. Thankfully, plushies never ever need to spell it. Moral of the story: People need more plushies as an outlet for weird name ideas.

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