r/FacePalm - "Dear Women" 🫠

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• CH

  @chakatfirepaw · 2 years ago

  The rules for pranking:<br><br>Rule 1: Don&apos;t hurt anyone, (that includes you and psychological harm).<br>Rule 2: Don&apos;t break anything.<br>Rule 3: Be ready, willing and able to clean up after yourself.<br><br>Oh, and most importantly:<br><br>Rule 0: The perfect prank results in the victim having trouble telling the story a week later because they are laughing too hard.

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• CA

  @catdragon2584 · 2 years ago

  Rando men’s rights activist: I don’t sleep with vaccinated women!!!<br><br>Me, a vaccinated woman: Promise?

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• TR

  @trillian7590 · 2 years ago

  I had a bio teacher list off the characteristics of amphibians and say that they never have claws. I had pet African CLAWED frogs at the time and said that sometimes they do using my pets are an example. The teacher proceeded to double down and try shaming me in front of the class. Guess who brought their pet frogs to class to prove a point. 🙋‍♀️🐸

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• P-

  @p-tannn · 2 years ago

  Whenever people argue about the way others dress up caused them to get r-worded, I always have the primal urge to scream &quot;WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN THEN, KEVIN?&quot;

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• RO

  @Rosesfall1031 · 2 years ago

  Emotional Support Demon for my significant other? No. Emotional Support Demon IS my significant other

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• TH

  @Thing1G · 1 year ago

  The story about the mom who thought she was birthing a horse for some reason made me think of the one Rick Riordan tweet where someone asked if Percy and Annabeth&apos;s child would be human or demigod and he replied &quot;Could be a horse, you never know with greek mythology&quot;

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• AM

  @amandah2866 · 2 years ago

  When I was 17 I was waiting for my boyfriend out the front of a MacDonald&apos;s (a convenient landmark) at about 9 pm. I was wearing a full length skirt, a t-shirt and a full length light weight duster jacket. A guy who was at least in his 30s asked me &quot;how much for an hour?&quot; because he was convinced I was a prostitute. I felt so unsafe and so self conscious, he made that assumption despite the fact that I was mostly covered. It doesn&apos;t matter how a girl or woman dresses men will always find a reason to blame them for the actions of bad men.

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• JP

  @jpolowin0 · 2 years ago (edited)

  &quot;What do you think a pronoun is?&quot; &nbsp;&quot;A noun that lost its amateur status.&quot; -- <i>Calvin and Hobbes,</i> February 24, 1986

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• YO

  @youdiedrespawn · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2oWBWR3wDs&amp;t=149">2:29</a> Guys we found her. She&apos;s that one girl they&apos;ve been mentioning in wattpad fanfics. She&apos;s a celebrity😦

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• FR

  @FreightTrainLane · 2 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2oWBWR3wDs&amp;t=1500">25:00</a> &quot;You&apos;ll stop being gay if we abuse you enough&quot; brought to you by the same people who assert that &quot;You turned out gay because of abuse!&quot; But also &quot;Stop playing the victim!&quot; Yeah, they don&apos;t care. And they don&apos;t realize that they are telling on themselves.

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• DH

  @dh8203 · 2 years ago

  Some people would be like &quot;I don&apos;t want doctors to find a cure for cancer because I don&apos;t have cancer, and I wouldn&apos;t get anything! &nbsp;That&apos;s no fair!&quot;

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• FX

  @fx2thegoldenwarrior · 2 years ago

  For the girlfriend who had an issue with her bf playing games and colonizing (in a game) I IMMEDIATELY thought of Plague Inc. I don&apos;t want to kill the entire world with a super disease, but it&apos;s fun to play

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