The Children's Movie From Your Nightmares

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  @Cherry-381 · 5 months ago

  "Its hard to fit in when you are square and the world is round" is unironically bars

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• LE

  @leseal8752 · 3 years ago

  It’s interesting that the writer clearly saw Rudolf the red nosed reindeer and said, “What if that happened in the fall?”

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• KV

  @kviiiie · 6 years ago

  WE WERE FORCED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE IN FOURTH GRADE TO “INSPIRE” US TO STOP BULLYING

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• SU

  @sunkist19512 · 10 months ago (edited)

  I just realized…<br>Spookley was born, immediately bullied, joined the Jackolympics, Lost miserably, Literally saved everyone, then he was cut open, his insides scooped out, then he had a fire lit inside him and put on the farmer’s porch WHICH ALL HAPPENED IN 47 MINUTES AND ALSO DURING HIS YOUTH.

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  @woody_thedog · 1 year ago (edited)

  Fun fact: The book this movie is based on has a different ending. Spookley still saves the patch and earns their respect, but in the book the farmer doesn&apos;t make him pick of the patch. Instead, he takes spookley&apos;s seeds and plants them in the ground, so that when the next harvest comes, they have even more square pumpkins, plus some triangular pumpkins and pumpkins that are a variety of different colors, including green, blue and yellow.<br><br>So in the book, Spookley basically becomes the next evolution of pumpkin.

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• CR

  @cramcooki5567 · 3 years ago

  The song about Spookly being ugly unironically slaps

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• SM

  @smdesserts · 6 years ago

  I feel like all children’s movies are like “people will only care about you if you’re useful to them”

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• IA

  @iamafanofmanythings3973 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW56bOk_QcM&amp;t=392">6:32</a> clearly this pumpkin doesn’t know Minecraft is popular with the kids, I would’ve died to have a square pumpkin when I was a kid

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• AW

  @awesomeappaloosa7583 · 4 years ago

  The fact that I watched this movie numerous times as a child probably explains my mental issues

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• AW

  @AwfullyDeer · 6 years ago

  I’m red haired and it’s true, every time I go outside the whole neighborhood just insults me, and just perform a musical number to enhance they’re insults.

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• _M

  @_Moe · 6 years ago

  &quot;Why?&quot;<br><br>&quot;BECAUSE THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR RACISM!!&quot;

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• HE

  @Hexelyn_real · 1 year ago

  I think the intent of the movie was “just because you can’t do what others can, doesn’t mean your useless” but it’s just executed poorly

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