Trying Tactical Products

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  @anyanaylor · 5 years ago

  I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly

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• BA

  @barklikegod · 5 years ago

  I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something

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  @redpanda2463 · 5 years ago

  It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.

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  @queenelizabethii4397 · 4 years ago

  I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs

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• CA

  @carolineford2369 · 5 years ago

  Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.

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• SI

  @sirdurtle9519 · 5 years ago (edited)

  I love how the tac bat is marketed as &quot;the perfect way to defend your home&quot; but seriously it&apos;s perfect for any burglar<br><br>It&apos;s great for lighting up a dark house<br>You can use it to disorient any people in the home<br>And you can beat them with it to prevent them from attacking you or calling the police<br><br>It has become the very thing it sought to destroy

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• EN

  @enderblaze2034 · 5 years ago

  Note to self- never break into Danny’s basement if I don’t want to fucking die

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• AL

  @alexanderhamilton0314 · 4 years ago

  Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.

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  @queenoffabulous2156 · 5 years ago

  I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there&apos;s a whole army in the basement

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• SQ

  @Squidscripter · 5 years ago

  Danny attacking a creeper with a flashlight in his unfinished basement is something I never thought I needed

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• ST

  @stelf420uwu · 5 years ago

  “Military grade means cheapest thing the military could mass produce” - My Dad, in the military

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• SE

  @sethharris813 · 4 years ago (edited)

  &quot;As you can clearly see, he&apos;s about to attack me.&quot;<br>Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole YouTube thing doesn&apos;t pan out.

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