The Most Expensive Advent Calendar

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  @Deadhousep1ants · 1 year ago

  You joke, but I’d unironically love a garlic advent calendar.

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  @genericmoron3008 · 1 year ago

  the most luxurious advent calender I have ever had was a lego star wars one, where every day had a lil mini kit inside it to build. Nothing has ever come close tbh

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  @razzmatazzirishwrist · 1 year ago (edited)

  It’s pretty hard to overdose on your daily calcium intake without taking supplements, but eating that much hard cheese in a short period of time probably could have done it. In which case, yeah, you were poisoned by cheese.

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  @anthirium5921 · 1 year ago

  evil pinely being given class 5 constipation and indigestion from eating a WEDGE of cheese after getting the munchies in amsterdam is fucking hilarious

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  @HighAsHeckPriestess · 1 year ago

  The worst thing about the Sephora one is that for the equivalent of $2500 its all mostly stuff you get as freebies or cheap in bulk year round. A perfume case and a eye roller.... No one's counting down to get those on Christmas when there's better versions of both items at sephora for less money than that calender

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  @lionheart1717 · 1 year ago (edited)

  I love the arbitrary retail value they apply to these things to make it seem like some sort of deal

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  @shellbatronic · 1 year ago

  I have an advent calendar advent calendar, every day is a new advent calendar. Today's advent calendar is also an advent calendar advent calendar and I've spent all day opening doors.

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  @ohioella · 1 year ago

  the amsterdam cheese story is the most relatable you've ever been

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  @harm0ny_ · 1 year ago

  $12 is pretty standard for enamel pins like that. The absurdity comes from the fact that they’re all in one place so you’re spending almost $300 at once on pins you can’t even see   instead of collecting them over time for $12 every once in awhile.

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  @hannahyamauchi839 · 1 year ago

  The irony of spending $200+ on Disney pins based on A Christmas Carol instead of using that money to help the less fortunate.

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  @G3mby · 1 year ago

  I LOVE YOUR CONTENT PLEASE DONT GET PACKED INTO A BOX AND GIFT WRAPPED AND THEN STUCK UNDER A TREE 🙏😭

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  @Blazed_Beech · 1 year ago (edited)

  Pinely, you missed the part of the Sephora points thing where EACH POINT IS ONE DOLLAR, not ten cents. Meaning you don't have to spend $250 to get the ball on a stick, it's 2500 DOLLARS SPENT 😭😭

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