What is the funniest COMEBACK you've ever heard in a SERIOUS SITUATION?

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  @amithegenius · 1 year ago · pinned

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  @demi_goddex · 1 year ago

  gotta mention this guy who said to his friend in a pretentious poem how the eight winds cannot move him. friend sent back &quot;fart&quot;. furious, the poet goes across the lake to scold him. &quot;the eight winds cannot move you, but a fart sends you over the lake&quot;

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  @CalmBlue · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnug8dB7b8&amp;t=1200">20:00</a> The badass-ness of the infamous &quot;Laconic Reply&quot; is unfortunately tempered by the historic context that King Philip and his forces did go on to invade Laconia and kick the shit out of the Spartans.

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  @18videowatcher41 · 1 year ago

  I had a gorgeous teacher in grade 7. She was so nice too. It’s funny because one day she made a comment that she couldn’t wear a skirt if she needed to climb a ladder and hang decorations that day, because all the boys would try to look up her skirt. Except for me, she added. Not because I wasn’t attracted to her, mind you, but because I respected her and was generally the kind and quiet guy who loved to read.

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  @angc214 · 1 year ago

  Story 6 where they were reenacting Oedipus. Reminded me of Woody Allen&apos;s movie &quot;Mighty Aphrodite&quot;. There is a part with a Greek chorus talking about Oedipus. His mother says &quot;I hate to tell you what they&apos;d call my son in Harlem&quot;.

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  @lostinaroomLeon · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnug8dB7b8&amp;t=50">0:50</a> I’m weak man. That shit was gold. I would’ve quit if I was a bicycle cop after hearing that shit.😂😂😂😂

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  @JustSleptOn · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnug8dB7b8&amp;t=8137">2:15:37</a> honestly rampage felt like a plus to skyscraper ngl.. idk but i always felt they was the same type of universe or vibe idk... its hard to explain but that one could be accurate

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  @PlumGuy · 2 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnug8dB7b8&amp;t=1932">32:12</a> as a homeschooler myself I can positively say this 100% had me cackling

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  @askmadison · 2 months ago

  &quot;I&apos;ve heard all but good things about you&quot; is being added to my list of statements for rude people, aka Karens.

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  @fanofpink · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnug8dB7b8&amp;t=20">0:20</a> the OP&apos;s friend had the best comeback.

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  @XD_purple · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnug8dB7b8&amp;t=630">10:30</a> Bro lined up his promo with the every time I hear the question I say

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  @camdensnyder8894 · 2 months ago

  The family I used to babysit for didn&apos;t have a nanny cam, but they did have a ring doorbell. One day while I was watching the 3 boys, the baby was being really fussy and didn&apos;t want to be put down, so I wound up getting out the baby Bjorn (wearable baby carrier, for those who don&apos;t know what that is), and put him in it so I could still play with the other boys, etc. without the baby going ballistic, lol. Well, I ended up deciding to take the kids to the neighborhood park, and as we were leaving, the ring camera caught the motion and sent a notification to the mom of the kids. She checked the camera and noticed that I was wearing her baby. When she came home, she was just tickled pink by the fact that I had been wearing the baby. She thought it was great. I was just like &quot;he wanted to be held and I needed my hands free, no big deal 🤷&quot; but she just kept going on about how cute it was, lol