When Did You Realize Someone Was Basically Too Dumb to Breathe?

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  @amithegenius · 1 year ago · pinned

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  @samw4988 · 11 months ago

  When did you realise someone was too dumb to &quot;breath&quot;. Perfect title 👌

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  @leslietruver7386 · 11 months ago

  *breathE

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  @seanalexandersimpson · 4 months ago

  In 4th grade, I inadvertently wrote a dirty limerick during the poetry unit in English. I was so confused why my teacher’s only comment was “Inappropriate.”<br><br>Keep in mind, I was talking about a woman in a restaurant who ordered soup she didn’t like. <br><br>There once was a lady from Spain<br>She didn’t know how to complain<br>She never said yuck<br>She took in a suck<br>And spit on the waiter when he came

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  @tabibble8412 · 5 months ago

  That Mussolini pasta has a flavor that just overpowers the whole dish.

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  @dragonkun15 · 11 months ago

  I was told as a kid that I was more likely to be peer pressured into drugs and alcohol by my friends than my family. In the end, my friends told me to not take up smoking, drinking, and/or drugs, while my older sister was the only person to ever peer pressure me into drinking. My best friend once passed me a joint, when I said &quot;no thank you&quot; He shrugged and said, &quot;cool, more for me&quot; and never offended it to me again. The DARE program was kind of full of shit.

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  @kalajel · 1 month ago

  The spam folder one broke my brain.

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  @tabibble8412 · 5 months ago

  The wolf drawing story around <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIH_v6WDyo&amp;t=5810">1:36:50</a> was painfully close to something that happened with one of my attempts at art. I tried to draw a sillhoette of a woman with long hair emerging from a lake, with a full moon as the backdrop. I looked at it later and it pretty much just looked like a condom in a halo.

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  @Rusty_Rocket · 11 months ago

  I was in my history class today and my teacher showed us a picture of George Washington and asked us if we knew who he was and my genius classmate says frikin MOZART

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  @graceyoung3771 · 11 months ago (edited)

  I know a guy who was 2 weeks late on rent while living with friend&apos;s. They were just about to kick him out in the dead of winter. He was only paying $50. a week at the time. So instead of laying low on the Devil&apos;s Lettuce for a bit he decided it&apos;d be a good idea to shoot himself in the arm to buy some more time. Total freaking idiot. Plus he lied at the hospital saying it was a drive by but there were no broken windows. The cops wanted to put him in jail so bad just for being stupid, thank goodness he didn&apos;t bring on anymore hardship on himself by telling them the truth.

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  @colbynfl1714 · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIH_v6WDyo&amp;t=213">3:33</a> reminds me of Jillian from family guy

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  @wifbjhs · 11 months ago

  The dude that wanted to seduce his way through life is just a D&amp;D bard.

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