Food Theory: Chocolate is a LIE!
6.7M views · Dec 12, 2020 · Howto & Style
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@sorenskousen7468 · 5 years ago
Me who's never heard of reindeer corn before:<br><b>Nervously Sweating</b>
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@funtimearinze · 5 years ago
“Chocolate is a lie”<br>Willy Wonka: <b>intense sweating</b>
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@kat.6536 · 5 years ago (edited)
Me: “who wants some chocolate?”<br>Food theorists: <b>get that mockolate away from me</b>
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@hhh-0000 · 4 years ago
Remembered that one time a vet told me my dog will be fine after I cried to him about how my dog ate some hershys chocolate. The vet deadass went "its ok, there's not much real chocolate in there"
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@sybiliminalSyntax · 5 years ago
"enjoy your pamphlet" is my new favorite passive aggressive phrase
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@mirandakeigher819 · 5 years ago
"Cole, is it? What a coincidence" SAVAGE
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@The_Anomaly3114 · 5 years ago
After watching this, "Chocolate" doesn't even sound like a word anymore...
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@jacobdalamb · 3 years ago
You know reaching the end when he says "it's all a food theory" after hearing facts thrown around makes me go "umm no it isn't, literally most if not all you said is true"
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@Patterrz · 5 years ago
some chocolate might be a lie but i'll still shove it down my gullet everyday
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@master0fthearts894 · 5 years ago (edited)
Mat-Pat’s two alter ego’s:<br>Theory Man.<br>Dad-Pat.<br>Oldest Alter Ego: <b>FNAF lore victim.</b>
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@M3GPie · 5 years ago
My mom actually taught me how to spot mockolate when I was a kid. She was showing me how to pick a tasty Easter bunny and not a cute one made with mockolate. Since then, I’ve been a discerning chocolate consumer.
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@Yvonniii · 10 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3aLDCMBGok&t=327">5:27</a> well apparently they have low bars when voting presidents too
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