Passengers explained by an idiot

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  @williamhood7548 · 2 years ago · pinned

  Jim is short for James. The ship didnt fuck up his name.<br><br>Just like Bill is short for William and Bob is short for Robert.

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  @the_once-and-future_king. · 2 years ago

  What made me facepalm is they have an AI robot bartender, but they don&apos;t have robotic crew that exists PURELY IN CASE SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS!

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  @haugstule · 2 years ago

  confident team of engineers making a spaceship without protocols for troubleshooting issues. engineers gets 6/6 boots to the face.

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  @impracticalnuke · 2 years ago

  The fact that the entire ship only has one autodoc is freakin hilarious. Like, what if two dudes gets diarrhea? Does one have to shit himself while the other gets fixed by the autodoc?

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  @sleepynoodles6425 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLCrdNUIElA&amp;t=582">9:42</a> Morphius was sleeping so tight, bed bugs can&apos;t even comprehend the idea of biting him

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  @No_chama_1 · 2 years ago (edited)

  I once saw a guy mention that if you just rearrange the 3 arcs for the film, it would&apos;ve been WAY better.<br>Instead of having the guy wake up, live alone for a year then wake up the girl, flip those two, start with the girl waking up, and when the commander dude asks the guy if he truly woke her up, THEN go back and show all he did and endured, before actually waking her up.<br>I watched it like that, and man it flows way better.

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  @ountak2395 · 2 years ago

  I know it&apos;s been pointed out several times before, but the fact that there are no procedures for a situation like this pisses me off so much, watched this when I was younger, can&apos;t sit through it now

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  @Pain-vm9iq · 2 years ago

  My internal narrative has had the voice of High Boi for a considerable amount of time and watching this made me question my reality

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  @vanshbjp · 2 years ago

  Bro literally caught 1 pixel of fly flying for 5 frames, Like this guy&apos;s dedication

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  @andreibaciu7518 · 2 years ago (edited)

  &gt;ship has ultra advanced ai that can perfectly replicate human personality<br>&gt;ship systems don&apos;t automatically wake up all crew members when a malfunction is detected<br><br>i hate it when the premise is so contrived. if you wan&apos;t the conflict to develop one way make at least sure you haven&apos;t provided an obvious way to prevent it from the start.

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  @Yanntastic42 · 2 years ago

  What triggers me the most is that we never find out if earth reacted to the message. Dude and dudette probably lived for 55 more years.

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  @kasuraga · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLCrdNUIElA&amp;t=728">12:08</a> oddly this would work pretty well. It only has to withstand the difference between vacuum and 14.7psi atmospheric pressure, assuming they&apos;re keeping the ship at earths normal sea level pressure. It&apos;s not actually that much pressure that the hole needs to be sealed up against, unlike a submarine, that has to withstand many many times the pressure (like, orders of magnitude greater pressure)

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