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r/Clevercomebacks | GOTEEEMMM

963K views · Oct 23, 2024 · Comedy

Comments · 2.2K

  • @omgtatercat · 1 year ago

    Who the fuck honestly says "is food a right?". Um, YES, people kinda need to eat in order to live. But what would a greedy, rich politician know about that?

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  • @StormGallade · 1 year ago

    absolutely LOVE the last one, getting a normal one and then immediately getting smacked with fucking Ace Attorney out of nowhere was such a lovely ending

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  • @TheDenningPlayz · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2P79Jr1sWQ&amp;t=600">10:00</a> According to the UN, only 2 countries say food is NOT a human right. THEY ARE ISRAEL AND THE USA. I swear the US would fit the definition of an &quot;overrated nation&quot; and I live here.

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  • @diomepa2100 · 1 year ago

    In defense of Kevin, he had several strokes before 40, so he has an actual excuse to be braindead.

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  • @petzouqi76 · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2P79Jr1sWQ&amp;t=1086">18:06</a> we literally have a show that starts out as a Lung Cancer patient needing money to pay for Chemo and keep his family out of debt, and it&apos;s so exhorbatantly expensive that he chooses to begin a Methamphetamine drug empire without even looking at other options.

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  • @CR1MSONACE · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2P79Jr1sWQ&amp;t=1575">26:15</a> Nooooo! OP didn&apos;t include the rest of the thread! The judge does appear! And nobody considers that her heating could&apos;ve died while she was showering, with the post being sarcastic! It&apos;s an incredible thread, truly.

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  • @jacob99503 · 1 year ago (edited)

    You saying the ending one wasn&apos;t non political, just not politically American, implies there&apos;s a country where politics consist of Ace Attourney memes. That&apos;s the country I want to live in.

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  • @Sn-no7us · 1 year ago

    Insulin costs 10$ to make, but sold for 300$ so the company making them get profit. <br>The guy who discovered insulin didnt want any profit from finding this lifesaving medication. (Since diabetics where to die within a few days)

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  • @cjlite0210 · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2P79Jr1sWQ&amp;t=28">0:28</a> Assuming North Dakota isn&apos;t the same then there&apos;s finally a distinguishing factor between these 2 states! :D

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  • @darthplagueis13 · 1 year ago

    The really fun thing about the whole &quot;The holocaust wouldn&apos;t have happened with the Second Amendment&quot; thing is that the Nazis were, generally speaking, very much in favour of gun ownership. The ideal man according to Nazi ideology was also an ideal soldier, and that meant knowing his way around a gun and own one to practice with and have at the ready.<br><br>Of course, they didn&apos;t want persecuted minorities owning guns, but neither does the alt right.

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  • @Mlm-Azzy · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2P79Jr1sWQ&amp;t=750">12:30</a> - can confirm (as someone who is friends with almost only women) most women do dress up for other women! It&apos;s kind of like looking for friends, a friendly compliment, or sometimes just to hype other girls up like &quot;hey! we have the same body type, and we can both wear this!&quot;<br><br>it is almost NEVER for men

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  • @TekkenGirl4Lyfe · 1 year ago

    The fuckin Ace Attorney segment had me rolling dgkdjdfnjklgjn

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