the cleverest comebacks

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  @lightnight9822 · 1 year ago

  Twitter’s context notes has to be one of the best things to happen to Twitter

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  @tardybloomer · 1 year ago

  “Donald Trump was convicted 34 times” 💀 also Damien’s trump impression is one of my favorites lol

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  @jswayne7546 · 1 year ago (edited)

  Humans didn't invent the process of fermentation that produces alcohol, they just learned to control it. It occurs naturally, too.

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  @timbo3286 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-RUQQpio8&amp;t=15">0:15</a> Not only that. Fruits can ferment without human intervention and some animals, like bears, eat those fermented fruits and get drunk from doing so. So the earth is very much producing alcohol without humans. And, if we want to be EXTRA pedantic, every fruit juice, and as such every piece of fruit, contains trace amounts of alcohol. So you are consuming small amounts of alcohol every time you eat any piece of fruit, the more sugar it contains the more alcohol can be in it.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-RUQQpio8&amp;t=740">12:20</a> The teacher was fired as far as i heard, well deserved if you ask me.

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  @bird_b0nezz · 1 year ago

  fermentation is a natural process, apples can naturally ferment, and fun fact, moose’s have been observed eating these fermented apples, getting drunk, and doing stupid shit.

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  @naught4089 · 1 year ago

  Emkay is not getting &quot;political&quot; of its own choice. America (thanks to its government) is getting dumber by its own choice. <br>Politics is just an infuriating part of everyday life which is important, though in this day and age, is incredibly mind-rottingly annoying. <br>I think Emkay should start visiting other subs more often to counter the political stuff. At least the Emkay crew do their best to make it bearable.

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  @lilharm · 1 year ago

  kinda sad, the state of America, where effectively anything related to our government fits in facepalm/clevercomebacks/etc subreddits

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  @JuanGamer0202 · 1 year ago

  &gt; clever comebacks<br>&gt; look inside<br>&gt; politics

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  @Don_the_fixer · 1 year ago

  Why isn’t Ben doing the salute?

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  @Anne_MarieArtsGames · 1 year ago

  I&quot;m laughing my butt off at the Goliath post, I&apos;m not the most religious christian but even I know how the story ends🤣 David literally ends Goliath&apos;s life with one well throw of a stone to the head🤣🤣

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  @StormTheSquid · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-RUQQpio8&amp;t=580">9:40</a> &quot;This is a contentious video&quot; no it&apos;s not, unless people are trying to contest the truth, which uh. Ya know. Is their own fault for picking a fight with reality itself. But I&apos;m not allowed to say that because the rules of political discourse and politeness dictate that i must allow the other side to speak, even if all they have to say are provably false statements made for the purposes of propaganda and inciting anger and pain.

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  @professionalsugaraddict · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-RUQQpio8&amp;t=22">0:22</a> naw not even your moms loves you

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