clever comebacks

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  @c.b.barlow · 8 months ago

  France called, they want their statue back.

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  @jacobcox4565 · 8 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sysQOC0W2h8&amp;t=46">0:46</a> The fact that Stephen Hawking got ALS and lived to 75 could be counted as a miracle. Back when he was diagnosed at 21, his doctor estimated he wouldn&apos;t live for another 5 years.

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  @penitenteyeball · 8 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sysQOC0W2h8&amp;t=117">1:57</a> anyone curious as to the reverse audio, he says “pedophile”

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  @rasverixxyleighraq1509 · 8 months ago

  Stephen Hawking also became the longest ALS Survivor ever recorded. Why was being an extreme survivor part of his punishment

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  @LordVoid0001 · 8 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sysQOC0W2h8&amp;t=107">1:47</a> Elon wanted to be Tony Stark, but it turns out, he was just Justin Hammer

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  @Eyedunno · 8 months ago (edited)

  As someone who was actually an adult when 9/11 happened, lack of TSA is not the reason it happened. Airline controlled airport security was fine, they still seized guns and had bomb sniffers, but we all knew back then that if someone hijacks a plane, you cooperate, because they probably just want a ransom, or to be flown somewhere, or want some other demands met. That all changed on the morning of 9/11/01, and TSA seizing pudding cups and vapes didn&apos;t have a damned thing to do with it.

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  @yelljal2764 · 8 months ago

  &quot;Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren&apos;t they? They&apos;re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you&apos;re born, you&apos;re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don&apos;t want to know about you. They don&apos;t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you&apos;re preborn, you&apos;re fine; if you&apos;re preschool, you&apos;re fucked&quot;.<br>-George Carlin

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  @michaelklaphake4093 · 8 months ago

  If they privatize security at airports instead of using the TSA the customers will somehow be charged for being screened by the airline

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  @rockybirdy1529 · 8 months ago (edited)

  The Elon musk&apos;s mini submarine thing was super frustuating back when the rescue was happening over here, cuz a bunch of techno new outlets and the Thai navy glazed him so much that it&apos;s not even funny. One of the most cringe ones was the &quot;real life Iron man&quot; article with all the bs glazing of his past &quot;achievements&quot;.<br><br>THEN, even after it was clear that his idea was stupid, and all the experts and even the rescue team say that it would never work...he still got to be at the rescue site as a &quot;back up&quot; cuz the navy wanted future projects with the rich man.<br><br>Even then, some folks just went &quot;oh well, he is still a good man with good intention. This is good for future rescues&quot;, but then after he didn&apos;t get to be the hero, that submarine thing didn&apos;t get any further development AT ALL (he left it here in fact) and Thai navy basically blew someone for free. An absolute clown fest of a situation.

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  @nonyabusiness3619 · 8 months ago

  I love how unapologetic Robbin is when calling out all of the bs in the world.

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  @End3rne0 · 8 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sysQOC0W2h8&amp;t=44">0:44</a> &nbsp;Wanna know the funny thing? That quote comes from his last book, which was published in 2018, long after he developed ALS.

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  @SorenYouFeelThatWay · 8 months ago (edited)

  If God was my father, I&apos;d be in therapy for daddy issues<br><br>Edit: I&apos;m glad we&apos;re fighting sensibly in these YouTube streets

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