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Halo 2 - Funny Dialogue

2.3M views · Dec 28, 2019 · Entertainment

Comments · 5.5K

  • @justyashi42 · 6 years ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=242">4:02</a> is the most elaborate way for a game to tell you to pause the game

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  • @sachielmmviii · 6 years ago

    Repeatedly swap weapons with sgt Johnson and he‘ll say “funny cortana, now turn him back on”

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  • @albemonta8591 · 6 years ago

    Elites: *a noble and ancient race of born warriors that are extremely religious and follow a strict moral code *<br>Also elites: <b>make me a sandwich</b>

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  • @gigamenliker · 3 years ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=221">3:41</a> Confession<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=149">2:29</a> Marriage<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=321">5:21</a> Honeymoon<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=94">1:34</a> 3 Years Into Marriage<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=331">5:31</a> Divorce

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  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk · 6 years ago

    “I bleed more than that on a regular basis!”<br>Holy shit that’s a raw line for a female NPC.

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  • @PeppermintMocha · 6 years ago

    &quot;Well Arbiter I... I... I think you&apos;re cute too...&quot; is probably the cutest thing in this video because he legitimately sounded like he had a crush on Arby.

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  • @sinisterisrandom8537 · 6 years ago

    &quot;Let&apos;s see, the Colonies are toast, the Covenant found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues.&quot; XD

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  • @PixelationMusic · 4 years ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=321">5:21</a> the nonchalant tone kills me every time.

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  • @DarkReptilian · 6 years ago

    From flirty elites to ODSTs (Orbital Divorcing Sergeant Troopers)<br>What a wonderful game

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  • @tallguy8719 · 6 years ago

    How to ask out girls:<br><b>*staring and heavy breathing*</b>

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  • @kilroy6429 · 6 years ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=70">1:10</a> when you barely hit your little brother but then he tells your mom

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  • @Mono_ツ · 1 year ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROv-GxdEPc&amp;t=138">2:18</a> that aged like milk

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