Advanced Sci-fi Civilisations Too Stupid To Really Exist Ep.04- The Harvesters

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  @MediaZealot · 5 years ago · pinned

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• RO

  @rodneykelly8768 · 8 years ago

  The major problem here is that Hollywood needs an invader that humanity can defeat. This limits them to &quot;Invaders from the Planet of the Three Stooges.&quot;

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• MI

  @michaelmartin9022 · 8 years ago

  &quot;You trek thousands of miles across a desert and find two caves full of diamonds. One is huge and devoid of life, the other is small and full of wasps, though might be 2-3 paces closer to you&quot;<br>&quot;The wasps! The wasps!&quot;

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  @alphega1983 · 8 years ago

  the absurd idea that by killing the &quot;queen&quot; or other central mind of a hive mind system would end the battle needs to stop in future movies. If you kill a queen bee or a queen ant, the colony still attacks and in the case of a bee hive, they just create a new queen.

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• ZA

  @zatoth13 · 7 years ago

  “We need resources!”<br>“Hey, boss! Look at these two massive planets with several dozen moons each! Bet we could harvest these for years! Oh, and look at that meteor belt! We’re saved!”<br>“What? Are you an idiot? Let’s go after that tiny planet with one moon that has a bunch of creatures eating Tide Pods!”

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• CA

  @casbot71 · 8 years ago

  Not quite an Alien civilisation but the humans from James Cameron&apos;s Avatar. <br>Seriously embarrassing for our species, these guys were dumber than the crewmembers of an Alien movie.

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• SI

  @sirgraveson4568 · 8 years ago (edited)

  <b>King</b> : go kill the natives in the new continent<br><b>Colonist</b> : yes my lord<br><i>some time later</i><br><b>King</b> : well? how is the killing?<br><b>Colonist</b> :we failed my lord,the natives burned our ships and captured our weapons to use against us<br><b>King</b> : hmmm,looks like i have to send the military navy,and of course i will go with them <b>BECUZ THIS IS SURE A GREAT IDEA</b>

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• DA

  @danmorgan3685 · 8 years ago

  Any alien who is stupid enough to pick Earth (where they will encounter resistance) and ignore Jupiter (no resistance at all) deserves to lose to Jeff Goldblum.

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  @flameringstudios9 · 8 years ago

  &quot;The city destroyer ship got destroyed when the town drunk crashed into it.&quot; <b>Likes</b> <b>Subscribes</b> <b>Adds to favorites</b>

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• GE

  @genericasian5699 · 8 years ago

  My sides still hurt from the red scribbling over the twin towers.

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  @52flyingbicycles · 5 years ago

  “Independence Day: Resurgance is arguably the best xenomorph movie we’ve had in 30 years”<br>That is BRUTAL 🤣🤣🤣

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• DR

  @DrShaym · 8 years ago

  Even if the spaceship is big enough to have a detectable gravitational pull, it&apos;s still nowhere near the mass of the Earth, so it shouldn&apos;t be pulling things off the ground.

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