r/FacePalm - IF YOU QUIT, YOU GET FIRED

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• JO

  @jordanenby9734 · 2 years ago (edited)

  &quot;If you quit, you get fired!&quot;<br>&quot;You can&apos;t fire me, I quit!&quot;

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• GI

  @giratinaorigin · 2 years ago

  Here&apos;s the biggest problem with people using the &quot;Love your neighbor&quot; line. People forget that Jesus meant everyone.<br>&quot;What about refugees? What about prostitutes? What about LGBTQ+?&quot;<br>&quot;DID I STUTTER?!&quot;

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• AW

  @awfuldynne · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlsTvmibeGk&amp;t=2027">33:47</a><br>Whenever someone insists it&apos;s women&apos;s job to maintain modesty to &quot;keep men from stumbling&quot;, I like to quote Jesus where he said &quot;If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out&quot;.

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• DE

  @declanhandley-byrne4335 · 2 years ago

  &quot;THey MAde ALexANder THe gREat GAy&quot;<br>Honey, he was Greek, they invented gay

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• ML

  @ml609 · 2 years ago

  The man in Texas who put the abortifacient into his wife&apos;s water wasn&apos;t successful. He tried it several times and the baby ended up being born prematurely with SEVERE defects that will shorten their life span and basically make their life pretty awful to live. The wife also almost died because of the poisoning. But yeah, the dude only spends 180 days in jail. I don&apos;t care what side of the abortion argument you fall on, the dude received a ridiculously light sentence for what he did to his wife and child.

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• DE

  @deadsky13 · 2 years ago

  For the guy crying and his wife not supporting him.... I so badly wanna give him a hug.

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• ER

  @errantrohwyn · 2 years ago

  Shockingly maybe Zendaya looks like she&apos;s been in the desert because, oh idk, people in Dune LIVE IN THE DESERT.

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• LO

  @lordofuzkulak8308 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlsTvmibeGk&amp;t=755">12:35</a> - “Every man should study fighting because one trained dude will beat seven untrained dudes.” &nbsp;…but if <i>every</i> man studies the art of fighting it becomes one trained guy against seven trained trained guys…🤨

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• ZA

  @zannadunstrand6289 · 2 years ago

  And as a person who’ve taken selfdefense and martial art classes: no real, serious, experienced MA-trainer would ever talk like that. They would for sure tell you to avoid that at any cost. <br>Not ”you should study the ’art of fighting’ so that you can be an idiot and die trying to fight off 7 armed men - and therefore having all that happen to your women either way, if not worse since they also will be pissed off and even more scared of leaving any witness now”

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• JA

  @jaimicottrill2831 · 2 years ago

  Honestly, those &quot;Men&quot; online saying they could fight off several armed assailants at once are the same idiots that say they could win a fight against a lion or a gorilla.

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• IN

  @Insertia_Nameia · 2 years ago

  For the husband making a spreadsheet: the wife responded with her own and she often tried to initiate and he got mad at her for things such as &nbsp;&quot;nagging&quot;.

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• BA

  @Bad_Hombre_ADK · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlsTvmibeGk&amp;t=1578">26:18</a> As a former drunk, I can assure you that I am not going to hell for all my years of drunkenness. Im going to hell for a LOT of other reasons.

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