Fandom Can't Handle Asexuality

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• SI

  @Silungar · 2 years ago

  "Even among misfits you're a misfit" got me good

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• JA

  @jay_hawes · 2 years ago

  The idea of vox secretly having a crush on alastor and alastor not giving an absolute  fuck is actually a hilarious idea

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• KN

  @Knight_9964 · 2 years ago

  "The Sexuals" sounds like a really comical band name and I love that.

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• GR

  @GraceRamsey-fd8lp · 2 years ago

  Greyace here. I see Alastor as the type who would be entirely repulsed by sexual advances and romance, but would be the one to listen to everyone else's romance problems and give advice like a podcast lol

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• PO

  @PointingFinger · 2 years ago

  The sheer power of "No one can commit me to a relationship of any kind. I am unrelationshippable. You can never have me." is something I will now strive to match somewhere in my life.

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• TH

  @TheSaltyDog-x1n · 2 years ago

  Oh boy. I sure do love it when people interpret asexual as "playing hard to get" instead of "no means no".

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• MA

  @Maltodextreen · 2 years ago

  To paraphrase a tumblr post I saw, "Alastor doesn't even have the excuse of homosexuality to explain his rivalry with Vox, he's just a freak"

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• RO

  @RoatingM0th · 2 years ago

  More people need to realize that people that dont want to date or have sex exist

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• AN

  @andraskovacs5431 · 2 years ago (edited)

  I love the idea that  Alastor and Rosie would marry for the tax benefits while just being besties while everyone thinks that they're head over heels for eachother

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• VI

  @vidman102 · 2 years ago

  Instructions unclear, shipped Alastor with Mickey Mouse and now my everything is on fire.

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• NO

  @nobody7204 · 2 years ago

  Tbh I think it's weird how most Tumblr sexymen like Bill, Sans or Alastor aren't actually prone to romantic relashionships

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• DA

  @daniellesmith7515 · 10 months ago

  "Wouldn't it be more fun if the Vox x Alister ship was oneside with Vox having this one sided hateful attraction." - Boy howdy do I have news for you!

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