Cyraxx: Has a Mole in his Secret Group! | "I can't trust anybody!" | Lolcow Update
47K views · May 19, 2026 · Entertainment
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@Éowynn7 · 4 months ago (edited)
Cyraxx has no idea what's going on. He's just enjoying all the attention. What a child lol
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@ayok101 · 4 months ago (edited)
If Koda was your attorney, you'd go in with a misdemeanor and end up with the death penalty
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@raycearcher5794 · 4 months ago
Cyrax saying "right" over and over to sound like he's contributing to the conversation
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@OlogHai-k3n · 4 months ago
I wanted to think Jason was alright, he's not. What a group of sad regards. Larping mysteries and solving crimes from the back of the short bus.
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@ggregg0 · 4 months ago
I like how Cassandra is completely disinterested to the point she's doing laundry.
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@hiphophush · 4 months ago
"It uh.... in....it's be in da manager sector....hol up Rax...ima hack these muh fuckas main frames"<br><br>-Jason
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@SeanSynthetic · 4 months ago
"She's very photographical" --The Vagabond Law Student
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@DaturaJones · 4 months ago
Cyrax side profile is crazy
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@jglaboratory · 4 months ago
Rax looks like pure death. Tales from the cript ahh
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@toma.4808 · 4 months ago
Another round of Cassandra and the idiot convention 😂
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@septixskeptix1107 · 4 months ago
It's a good thing that the Cyraxx brain trust never figured out just how deep this thing goes. If they found out that the CIA and Mossad had been behind the trolling operation the whole time, Cyraxx could've brought down a secret trolling organization that spans all seven continents. It's a good thing that he's too stupid to figure that out.
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@eteline_music · 4 months ago
Koda definitely uses the phrase "heckin' wholesome" unironically
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