Detail Diatribe: Why Are The Sonic Movies Good?! (reupload)

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  @morgankundrick8289 · 6 days ago

  "Huh, it isnt Friday, why am- oh fuck paramount"

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  @PinoyRiceCake · 6 days ago

  Those poor poor ceos how are they gonna pay yacht support for their mega yachts' yachtlings.

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• YO

  @Yoshinatorsaurus · 6 days ago

  THIS ONE TOO!? Man, Paramount's been on a real sniping spree lately, and it's getting insane. Y'all deserve so much better. The opening is pretty hilarious, though. Red does a great Sonic impression. I'll definitely watch again, and I hope you guys can get this sorted out. As Sonic once said: "No copyright law in the universe is gonna stop me!"

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  @TP_Rockstar · 6 days ago

  "we got free advertisement that say one of our movies is good, and we don't like that, so we want to steal all the money we can from that advertisement so that everyone will now hate us" - Paramount, apparently

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  @Lemon-kw2iq · 6 days ago

  I don’t CARE if its 2 hours i am WATCHING THE WHOLE VIDEO AGAIN JUST TO SPITE PARAMOUNT

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  @Cxaxkluth-w634 · 6 days ago (edited)

  “Sonic says fuck the (copyright) police!” - Red 2026

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  @michaelahsue5979 · 6 days ago

  &quot;Don&apos;t do drugs, but Sonic the hedgehog says weed is ok sometimes.&quot;<br>Thanks Red, I almost spat out my drink on my work computer.

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  @QueenNiamh-j2t · 6 days ago

  And keep in mind with Jim Carrey, he NEVER does sequels. After Ace Ventura, he refused to do sequels. So for this man to come back for multiple sequels you know he is having a great time.

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  @Xob_Driesestig · 6 days ago (edited)

  Everyone who has already seen this and doesn&apos;t want to watch it again: let it play on mute in a different tab, that way it still gets an algorithmic boost.

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  @elizabethgodwin7679 · 6 days ago

  I love the way you give WB free advertising and they spit in your face

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  @sebastienvondoom8615 · 6 days ago

  It&apos;s cause they&apos;re not irony poisoned. They&apos;re actually sincere and not constantly going &quot;Pft, isn&apos;t this stuff so dumb and lame?&quot;

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  @the_molotov_mocktail · 6 days ago

  Jokes on all those companies, I rewatch detail diatribes DECENTLY OFTEN!

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