7 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Back for More Evil

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  @enlongjones2394 · 5 years ago

  Nier Automata’s “Wait! Don’t Kill Me!” Achievement. <br><br>If the name wasn’t enough to throw you off, getting the achievement requires you to kill 10 friendly machine lifeforms. They’ll never attack you back, and just beg you to stop. <br><br>Of course, there’s also the option to just buy the achievement from the game’s secret achievement shop. So you can claim that you got it that way.

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  @Jess_Helldiver · 5 years ago (edited)

  How about the opposite?<br>10 wholesome achievements too nice for this brutal world?<br><br>1) In Hades you get an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times

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  @badluck5647 · 5 years ago (edited)

  What about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed&apos;s &quot;Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever&quot; achievement? You are literally rewarded for having Vader murder his allies.

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  @TJDious · 5 years ago

  Outside Xbox has heart, but achievement in the groin has achievements in the groin.

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  @geer8315 · 5 years ago

  “Do some harm, when you feel like it.” Ah yes, Dr. Gregory House would appreciate the sentiment, Mike.

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  @iamthejolson · 5 years ago

  Anyone else now want a &quot;7 sensible achievements for boring sensible people&quot; video?

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  @henryrodgers7386 · 5 years ago

  &quot;What if that horse was the great-grandfather of Rainbow Dash?!&quot;<br>Well, if he WAS her ancestor, you&apos;d think he&apos;d be quick enough to dodge some halfwit swinging a sixgun at his face, yeah?

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  @robstuart8474 · 5 years ago

  Given Egbert&apos;s increasingly rocky relationship with atonement, I&apos;m not sure Mike gets to decide what is and isn&apos;t an evil achievement anymore.

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  @Brandon_Watson · 5 years ago

  My favorite evil achievement is the one in the original division where you had to kill 25 dogs. Was it a real achievement? No. Did I convinced several people to try anyway? Yes.

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  @PerovNigma · 5 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfYtRRHDL44&amp;t=686">11:26</a><br>There should be a videogame where a character who helps you watches you do something horrible to something adorable, is absolutely shocked and keeps guilt-tripping you about it through the rest of the game, and by the end of the story reveals that they&apos;ve decided to work with the antagonist to stop you, because even the antagonist is upset by what you did.

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  @ethanrobyn2399 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Represents as much threat as a FRIENDLY balloon&quot;<br>So the unfriendly balloons are a real threat,so now we clowns wield even more power than we could have imagined.

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  @swj719 · 5 years ago

  How is Andy not aware of Gunfight Rule 2: &quot;don&apos;t bring a knife&quot;?

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