Stop Trying To Give Birth At Disneyland

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  @ohapplesauce · 5 months ago

  As someone who shat their guts out in a Disneyland bathroom, I cannot imagine wanting to give birth in one.

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  @benadrylgelllzzz5724 · 1 year ago

  If I ever wind up at disneyland I am now going to be extremely anxious I am going to suddenly be pregnant and go into labor

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  @hhgff778 · 4 years ago (edited)

  I think "Disney extremists" was the correct term actually, I understand liking Disney's products like movies and such, but being so obsessed with Disney to the point you sneak in Disneyland just to give birth in there because of a rumor you heard, is insane.

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• FR

  @frogsites · 8 months ago

  Story Living sounds like a Sims 4 Expansion Pack for $30 that lets you play through classic storybooks

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  @BuggyChan · 4 years ago

  Used to work at WDW in Orlando and took a tour of the Haunted Mansion. Not only do the ashes get vacuumed, they have to call in a biohazard crew to do that. Shuts down the ride for hours and earns you a park ban. And if you’re curious, the radio code for this is a “Code Grandma.”

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  @8bitcrook273 · 4 years ago

  Kinda surprised Disney hasn't jumped at the opportunity to offer special themed funeral services inside the parks. I want to lay my grandfather to rest in a Mickey Mouse shaped coffin with a eulogy given by Goofy. "Ashes to ashes, hyuks to hyuks"...

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• CG

  @CGZ26 · 4 years ago

  Imagine if Disney was like: If you give birth in our parks, your child legally belong to us. He will be a lifetime cast member

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  @realcollin · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My-wATP3kLE&amp;t=59">0:59</a> &quot;Flock&quot; makes it sound like all the women literally flew over to Disneyland in one gigantic group

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• IT

  @itsgrace717 · 4 years ago

  Aside from the obvious health risk of giving birth in public without access to medical assistance, imagine the biohazard risk of all the blood and fluids that some poor cast member would probably be tasked with cleaning up 🤢

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  @snarkycynic · 4 years ago

  My brother-in-law once said “when I die I want to be scattered over Disneyland — but I don’t want to be cremated” and I STILL think about it all the time

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  @GoodyBadApple · 4 years ago

  We all know that rumour about how you&apos;re not allowed to die at Disney, thrilling to know that it applies to giving birth too. They have a &apos;1 in, 1 out&apos; policy, it seems.

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  @LeafHenning · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My-wATP3kLE&amp;t=557">9:17</a> So no head?

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