What the Royal Guards Did When Vader Killed Palpatine | Star Wars Lore

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• CA

  @CanadianRaven13 · 1 year ago

  They immediately cleared his browser history.

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• MI

  @michaelchristman2329 · 1 year ago

  Probably called HR to see if his last paychecks will still be paid. Then the Death Star blew up.

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• SD

  @sd80mac · 1 year ago

  &quot;Guards, leave us!&quot;<br><br>&quot;Ok Palps you got it! Hey Mike, wanna go down to the mess hall? I hear they&apos;re having a Naboo fish fry today!&quot;

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• TY

  @tysjt · 1 year ago (edited)

  Architect: We don&apos;t need the reactor core directly open to space but there needs to be at least 100m of open corridor somewhere <br>Emperor: very well, lead the opening just off my command room<br>Architect: are you sure? It can go into any unused area<br>Emperor: I&apos;m sure<br>Architect: Okay, we&apos;ll just install a protective cage so no one will fall in<br>Emperor: If someone falls in, it&apos;s their problem for being so stupid<br>Architect: It&apos;s no extra cost and it&apos;s kinda needes to be up to code<br>Emperor: No, and throw whoever wrote those codes into the reactor when it&apos;s done<br>Emperor: idiots.

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• GO

  @Goodykos · 1 year ago

  Would the two guards receive unemployment insurance since their job died?

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• JU

  @justme98316 · 1 year ago

  The Emperor says go... You go.. period. &nbsp; The Emperor does not summon you back.. &nbsp; &nbsp;you don&apos;t go back...

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• BR

  @briantorres8508 · 1 year ago (edited)

  I thought it would be more like this <br><br>Both guards are in the back playing Halo 3 on multiplayer. <br><br>Palpatine gets overthrown (literally) with a scream<br><br>Guard 1 pauses game and asks, “Did you hear that?”<br><br>Guard 2 says,” Hear what?”<br><br>Guard 1 says, “Never mind.”<br><br>And they both resume playing

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• NE

  @Nelbroth · 1 year ago

  Guard 1: Oh crap. We shoulda stuck around. Guard 2: Don&apos;t worry, Joe. Somehow, Palpatine will return.

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• PO

  @PoPs559. · 1 year ago

  Just finished watching return of the Jedi not even 5 minutes ago, i pick up my phone open YouTube and this is the first video recommended to me, and people still don&apos;t believe their phones are monitoring them 24/7 😆.

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• GE

  @geefreck · 1 year ago

  &quot;Hail to Luke! The wicked emperor is dead!&quot;<br><br>(wizard of oz reference)

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• EL

  @ElcucuyLoco · 1 year ago

  The guard saw the carnage of the room and thought “I wonder if I’ll be held responsible for this?”

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• OL

  @OldNick999-real1 · 1 year ago

  A buddy of mine had a Royal Guard action figure way back when. I thought it was a cool toy.

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