r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - Markiplier ≠ REAL WOMAN 🤬🏳️‍⚧️

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• JO

  @jooleebilly · 2 years ago

  The fact that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays with his daughter and doesn't have a problem with her putting makeup on him is what makes him a real adult dad. Not a toxic dimwit. A friend has two young daughters and he lets them put nail polish on him every weekend. And doesn't worry about taking it off right away for work on Monday. He's a good dad.

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• KI

  @KingMidasVT · 2 years ago (edited)

  I love how many people "prove" things with "elementary school science/math", but then also get that exact same elementary school science/math wrong

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• LI

  @LiterallyPimPimling · 2 years ago

  one time when I was at the store with my grandma (the cool grandma) a lady saw my trans pin and went “I’ll pray you get your senses straight.” And my grandma heard and said to her “I’ll pray at your funeral if you say that to my grandchild again.”

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• EQ

  @Equinox_Ironsworn · 2 years ago

  Remember everyone, as long as you don’t publicly say STUPID DODO like this, you are always gonna do fine

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• __

  @__mints__ · 2 years ago

  Thats why there's an eclipse every few years, so the scienticst can change the Sun's bulb

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• CV

  @cvryeii · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0LEJ4SOO8&amp;t=145">2:25</a> &quot;The fake LED sun we see now is blinding to look at [whereas] the original sun wasn&apos;t&quot; well, if they spent their childhood staring straight into the sun, that would explain why their eyes see it differently now...

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• LR

  @LRM12o8 · 2 years ago

  As a German kid, I&apos;m baffled that anyone would call the sun either orange or white. YELLOW is the color you use when drawing the sun , goddamn! 🤣

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• EM

  @emilyschomer6715 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0LEJ4SOO8&amp;t=1594">26:34</a> Basically hair dye used to be associated with criminals but now it&apos;s popular so they think everyone is criminals (I&apos;m wrong, I&apos;m shocked by the direction this went- she really did give a lot of unnecessary info)

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• RE

  @RemyofWonderland · 2 years ago

  One of my brothers is 6ft tall, built like a brick house, and one of his top hobbies is going to the firing range. When his 2 daughters ask him if they can make him pretty, he dons the hair bows, blush, and nail polish like nobody&apos;s business. Real men can play dress up and have tea parties with their kids without caring about other people&apos;s fragile masculinity.

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• PO

  @PokhrajRoy. · 2 years ago

  Markiplier, MatPat, Anthony Padilla and Ryan Bergara are the Four Horsemen of the Transvestipocalypse

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• DR

  @drtaverner · 2 years ago

  Autism and ADHD leads to dying your hair &quot;unnatural&quot; colours, not the other way around. When we stop caring about fitting in, we do the things that make us happy.

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• JA

  @jaderush4141 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0LEJ4SOO8&amp;t=2062">34:22</a> The visual of a seven-armed man casually assaulting a couple and nobody being even slightly alarmed by it was so fascinating to my brain that it literally took me like 2 whole seconds to realize it was &quot;seven armed men&quot;

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