r/InsaneParents - ✨Unhinged Parents Bingo✨

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  @snorpenbass4196 · 2 years ago

  I can say this: staying for your siblings is always the wrong solution. The solution is to get your own place and make sure your siblings can run to you if necessary. They're probably gonna need it.

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• CA

  @caia1574 · 2 years ago

  Also for the "natural formula" NEVER GIVE HONEY TO A BABY BEFORE 1yo. This can cause botulism ffs

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  @JessRenee91481 · 2 years ago

  I had no idea how normal my parents are.  I was 18, asked what my curfew was and my dad just shrugged,  "You’re 18. Just don’t get arrested we're not bailing you out."

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• M.

  @m.s.skaggs_2 · 2 years ago (edited)

  The mom bitching about Christmas dinner will be complaining about how her daughter never invites her to holiday dinners anymore in about a year.  The weird part is it sounds like it was a family dinner, so I have a tough time believing anyone attending a family dinner is expecting fine china, or a professional hostess. The mother just has no idea what these holiday dinners should actually be about. I say f*** off to anyone complaining that the host cooked what they wanted to eat, as long as it's a reasonably popular option.

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• ZA

  @Zardox2 · 2 years ago

  Got my own experience with a dismissive mother following a serious SA.<br>She told me how she would have defended herself, so it wouldn&apos;t have happened to HER!<br><br>The perp ended up being sentenced to 12yrs due to the extremely violent nature of the attack.<br><br>Yay, mom. Thanks for showing me who you were.<br><br>Yes, she&apos;s &quot;gone&quot; now... and I mourn her exactly zero %.

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• BU

  @buffer_brain1917 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvrDpxaCy1c&amp;t=3385">56:25</a> Honey should also NEVER be given to a baby. Honey can give babies botulism

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• LI

  @LindaB651 · 2 years ago

  Not only are raw eggs bad for a baby, but honey may contain trace amounts of botulism, and raw cow&apos;s milk can contain any number of pathogens, most notably listeria.

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• SH

  @ShinTriAce · 2 years ago

  As people say, every child deserves parents, but not every parent deserves children.:face-blue-covering-eyes:

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• AM

  @amandasylvester8624 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvrDpxaCy1c&amp;t=230">3:50</a> how does one go about getting invited to one of these cheese parties?

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• TE

  @tedybomber1713 · 2 years ago

  The dinner party mom does not know what she’s talking about. The cheap wine glasses are the heavy ones.

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• AU

  @aurorafraire2528 · 2 years ago

  You also shouldn&apos;t give an infant honey if they are less than 6 months old. This is because of infant botulism, which they can come down with because of the spores in the honey which can contain harmful bacteria.

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• HY

  @hyleore · 2 years ago

  the mom with the restraining order is basically saying &quot;you&apos;re not breaking up with me, I&apos;M breaking up with YOU.&quot;

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