The Portland Polycule From Hell
2.1M views · Feb 23, 2024 · Entertainment
Comments · 5.9K
@Noobazzah · 1 year ago
My favourite character in this story is the apparently-irresistible vaccuum repair lady.
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@black_forest_ · 1 year ago
Love the detail of the "walk-in garage" as opposed to a garage that cannot be walked in, I suppose.
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@Laurabeck329 · 2 years ago
I love how consensus seems to be "This is fake but also I've seen this happen a dozen times"
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@neffrey · 1 year ago
the thing about AITA is that it’s significantly more fun when you suspend your disbelief and assume what’s being said is based on reality
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@Pumpkin_Bell · 1 year ago
this sounds like a situation the baudelaire children would be put in as a comical and cruel place to live
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@F0rtuneLT · 2 years ago
i love how nobody is mentioning the idea of them having a precise schedule of different partners for every month like its a divorced parent trying to share custody of their kids
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@frog.theorist · 2 years ago
most unrealistic part of this entire story is that nobody in that house smokes weed
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@MouseHats · 8 months ago
obsessed with the fact this seemingly takes place in the "house of leaves" from the layout described
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@budewbug · 2 years ago
personally, my favourite polycule is me and my 3 weed smoking girlfriends
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@justafolk6674 · 2 years ago
You're laughing. The vacuum is both broken and missing and you're laughing.
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@5harki · 2 years ago
"the absolute balls(gender neutral)" is such a BEAUTIFULLY tumblr sentence
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@arand0mpers0n58 · 1 year ago (edited)
I absolutely fucking love that they're in a polycule but still monogamous and just swap who the couples are every month. They even have a goddamn quota for dating. Like sleeping in the same bed even counts as "dating". What happens when they drunkenly fuck while not on the right dating schedule? I need to know how the dating math works out if they have group sex or something. This is by far the funniest polycule dynamic if true.
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