Destroying Video Game Logic Made me a BILLIONAIRE - TRANSPORT TYCOON IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME

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  @baosia · 5 years ago

  The headmaster of the train school I went to always used to joke that he knew how to make a train that was always on time. "Just build a train as long as the tracks, so the train has always arrived." Never thought I'd live to see it, but here we are...

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• HY

  @hydronpowers9014 · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;Hey boss!&quot;<br>&quot;Yeah...?&quot;<br>&quot;Why did &nbsp;you move your office to the top floor?&quot;<br><b>stares through the window overlooking the endless red serpent leaving unleashing upon humanity</b><br>&quot;Because I&apos;m rich&quot;

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• UL

  @ultimateninjaboi · 3 years ago

  I love how the premise was &quot;doing the opposite of what makes money irl&quot; but then immediately went &quot;profits/pollution,&quot; and &quot;fuck ethics.&quot;

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• KA

  @Kaiju3301 · 3 years ago

  “It’s not our fault they keep drinking it” the corporate motto of nestle.

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• HE

  @Henry_D · 5 years ago

  &quot;Why is your HQ so big you only got like 30 employees?&quot;<br>&quot;Thats where the train is stored&quot;

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• SO

  @somefeathereddinosaur · 5 years ago

  Eventually, the train circled the whole world simply by size and was later called the Halo Ring by the future citizens.

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• CA

  @canaydn3489 · 5 years ago

  He accidentally created Snowpiercer and the plot if it. Perfect.

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• KA

  @kangke57 · 4 years ago

  &quot;We&apos;re not going to ship coal from this nearby coal mine, we&apos;re going to fly it in via an international airport&quot;<br>I see Spiff is roleplaying Margaret Thatcher today

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• GR

  @GrandSupremeDaddyo · 5 years ago

  I actually thought the length of the train was going to be the exact length of the track making journeys almost instantaneous and creating infinite money.

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• ID

  @idontknow898 · 5 years ago (edited)

  I love the idea that the train is chugging along at 25 km per hour and then at the very last moment once all the cars are out it speeds up to like 100 km per hour for like 10 seconds before slowing down

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• HR

  @Hrafnskald · 5 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCfc_mjbM7c&amp;t=1265">21:05</a> People dying of old age in a years-long queue. Most British Thing Ever. Must get the Royal Boffins to work on this problem at once.

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• HY

  @Hyena-Princess · 5 years ago

  &quot;It&apos;s their fault for living in the path of our international flight airport.&quot; Now THAT&apos;S realism!

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